Pet Peeves - What Pisses You Off?

Ha ha. If you can't take a shit in the morning and then hold it for a few hours, you've got issues. Not to mention, how the fuck can you be out on the trail all day in a jeep.

I work 12 hour shifts. That's a long time, some days!
 
When I see a shitbag take a piss, while on his phone, then walk straight out of the restroom without washing up. Makes me wanna walk up to them, while on my phone, and piss on their shoe.
 
When I miss the left turn arrow because of the dickwad ahead of me is on his phone. Then shoots me the macho man look when I hit the horn. Of course there is the 2 second lag between the time I hit the horn, and it actually sounding, but that is another peave.
Oh and the damn 2nd gear auto tranny lag, makes me go nuts sometimes.
That 95% of the jeeps being sold now are auto's. I did buy an auto don't get me wrong, but I miss the old 5 spd TJ sometimes
Oh and the super duper smart jeep salesman that informed me that "serious jeep off-roaders prefer automatics" I was like.... hmmm really.. Guess I could have ordered one the way I wanted, but I was suffering from Jeep separation badly at the time.
 
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All the store gimmicks at Safeway. The Monopoly stickers, etc. And asking if I found everything ok when they really don't give a shit. One time I said 'no, I didn't.' Cashier went into a blank stare because they weren't actually trained to get that answer. She almost called a manager to make her next move. And then them asking if you need help out when you buy a pack of gum. Gotta love corporate.
 
Academic conformity - In my opinion it kills creativity :twocents:

Self-entitled Assholes - It is awesome if you have accomplished great things, but let them humble you, not turn you into a douchebag :asshat:

LA Traffic - Enough said

Shitbags - If you served and didn't deploy, don't lie about it, because you WILL ALWAYS get called out on it. Be proud of your service, not everyone was meant to be a war dog.

PTSD - I hate knowing something in me is broken, and having no clue how to fix it.

Pitbull haters - I have owned pitbulls my whole life. They are beautiful, gentle, and strong dogs.

Jeepers that don't wave - You all know what I mean.

Short jacks - Because nothing sucks more then realizing that jack you've had all these years no longer reaches your Jeep. (This morning)

That is a few of mine that came to the forefront this morning. Have a great day ya'll.
 
Tagging in bathroom stalls. Seriously you must be one hardcore gangsta to represent your territory in a Perkins restroom.

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Getting stuck in cheyenne in a comfort inn on your way to moab because i-80 is closet westbound. And you went that way because you listened to a couple people at a truck stop in nebraska so you didnt take i-70, :mad:
 
Getting stuck in cheyenne in a comfort inn on your way to moab because i-80 is closet westbound. And you went that way because you listened to a couple people at a truck stop in nebraska so you didnt take i-70, :mad:

That sucks. You could head straight down to Denver. It's about 1.5 hours.
 
All the store gimmicks at Safeway. The Monopoly stickers, etc. And asking if I found everything ok when they really don't give a shit. One time I said 'no, I didn't.' Cashier went into a blank stare because they weren't actually trained to get that answer. She almost called a manager to make her next move. And then them asking if you need help out when you buy a pack of gum. Gotta love corporate.

Please please please buy a pack of juicy fruit and ask them to load it into your vehicle. Also, you're required to film it.
 
People not knowing that for the past 4 years now you could get a Rubicon with 3.73 gears. I don't know how many for sale threads I've seen with someone selling 3.73 geared Rubi axles and someone else posting up saying that's impossible. Even saw someone once saying buyer beware to interested buyers, falsely claiming Rubicons only have 4.10 gears. Hell I had to send a screen shot of my window sticker to someone questioning my axles for sale. Seriously people get with the program. You're about 4 years late.
 
The saying "Happy Wife, Happy Life" screw a whole bunch of that. I just seen it in another thread and this is no means a shot at the person who posted it. They simply reminded me that I hate it. So I thought I'd come post it up in this thread.

Any man will most likely do anything in the world to make his wife happy. Least if they are any way shape or form a decent man. The problem I have is that while the wife is in fact happy, the man often times is not. I see it all the time, and that's the saying that gets thrown around.

So the saying should be "Happy Husband, Happy Wife, Happy Life" cause if you make him happy, he will make you happy.


Now I will also say that if the woman is a decent woman she cares for her man also and will make him happy so she in turn will be made happy.

And in all fairness you could say Happy Spouse, Happy Life as there are plenty of woman who will do anything to make their man happy and they themselves aren't happy because their husband doesn't treat them right. Don't worry ladies, I'm not picking on you. It goes both ways. :thumb:
 
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