Shower Thoughts

jeeeep said:
my signature used to be constitution signing worthy, today it looks like X/\/\/\/\/\/\/\--------------
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Working with a client that does the exact same thing so that when the contractor disputes he can verify who they are.
 
Why can't authors just write a damn book. A. Book. Thats it. And when you're done with that one, write another.
All this "world building" is BS. A couple here and there, ok, but too many of these people need to get back to basics.
The surest way for me to ignore a book is it to say Book 1 of 8.
 
Ddays said:
Why can't authors just write a damn book. A. Book. Thats it. And when you're done with that one, write another.
All this "world building" is BS. A couple here and there, ok, but too many of these people need to get back to basics.
The surest way for me to ignore a book is it to say Book 1 of 8.
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Because authors like money. A series of 10 books usually generates more income than 10 unrelated novels, especially in sci-fi and fantasy.
 
Ok. Here's one:
Living in Utah these words are a staple in any conversation.
Gosh
Darn
Dang
Fetch
Frigging
Etc....
So, I'm wondering about these words, during intimate moments.
Fetch me! Fetch me harder!
OH MY GOOOOOSSSHHH!
 
WJCO said:
Heard an old song today. Beck Loser. The more I sung along to the lyrics, the more I thought wtf is this song about.
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That’s an awesome song. It’s so insane it makes me laugh.


Lyrics

[Verse 1]

In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
Butane in my veins, and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flaming with the loser in the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the loveseat
Someone came, saying I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park

Yo, cut it

[Chorus]

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?(Double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?



[Verse 2]

The forces of evil and a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with the phony gas chamber
'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey neck, and it's hanging from a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beat, for the body, for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
Who's chokin' on the splinters


[Chorus]

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?(Drive-by body pierce)

[Bridge]

(Yo, bring it on down)
(em llik uoy t'nod yhw os
Ybab resol a m'I
Rodedrep nu yoS)
I'm a driver, I'm a winner
Things are gonna change, I can feel it


[Chorus]

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Uh)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Uh, Sprechen Sie Deutsch, eh, baby?)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?(Know what I'm sayin'?)
 
AZVAJKU said:
That’s an awesome song. It’s so insane it makes me laugh.


Lyrics

[Verse 1]

In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
Butane in my veins, and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flaming with the loser in the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the loveseat
Someone came, saying I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park

Yo, cut it

[Chorus]

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?(Double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?



[Verse 2]

The forces of evil and a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with the phony gas chamber
'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey neck, and it's hanging from a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beat, for the body, for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
Who's chokin' on the splinters


[Chorus]

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?(Drive-by body pierce)

[Bridge]

(Yo, bring it on down)
(em llik uoy t'nod yhw os
Ybab resol a m'I
Rodedrep nu yoS)
I'm a driver, I'm a winner
Things are gonna change, I can feel it


[Chorus]

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Uh)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Uh, Sprechen Sie Deutsch, eh, baby?)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?(Know what I'm sayin'?)
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Makes about as much sense as Biden
 
AZVAJKU said:
That’s an awesome song. It’s so insane it makes me laugh.


Lyrics

[Verse 1]

In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
Butane in my veins, and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flaming with the loser in the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the loveseat
Someone came, saying I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park

Yo, cut it

[Chorus]

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?(Double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?



[Verse 2]

The forces of evil and a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with the phony gas chamber
'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey neck, and it's hanging from a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beat, for the body, for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
Who's chokin' on the splinters


[Chorus]

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?(Drive-by body pierce)

[Bridge]

(Yo, bring it on down)
(em llik uoy t'nod yhw os
Ybab resol a m'I
Rodedrep nu yoS)
I'm a driver, I'm a winner
Things are gonna change, I can feel it


[Chorus]

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Uh)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Uh, Sprechen Sie Deutsch, eh, baby?)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?(Know what I'm sayin'?)
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Holy shit! I literally disliked that song so much that I never once listened to the lyrics. Or ever wanted to. But reading them just now that shit is bizarre. Almost gives I Am The Walrus a run for its money.
Too bad he didn’t give the lyrics to Pink Floyd to lay down the music to them.😵‍💫
 
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