piginajeep
The Original Smartass
Employees calling off because of snow on the road. Hello fuck face, we work outside [emoji849]
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Employees calling off because of snow on the road. Hello fuck face, we work outside [emoji849]
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Sounds like they need a 4x4 or a new job...at least they didn’t call out for that and work from home lol
The douche has a Subaru, and they can’t work from Home. It’s okay, we’re slow this week. So he can take the week off. [emoji16]
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The douche has a Subaru, and they can’t work from Home. It’s okay, we’re slow this week. So he can take the week off. [emoji16]
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Makes sense only Subaru drivers and Prius drivers. :doh:
haha [emoji38] Good way to get him back. Makes him really think hard about calling in for snow again.
When trying to peel a hard boiled egg and have the fucking egg sticks to the shell. :icon_crazy:
And where were all your knives?? [emoji848] [emoji192] Meow??1. Separating your finger from your fingernail while trying to get a start on peeling an orange so it burns whole rest of the time you are peeling the damn thing.
2. Oranges that don't peel worth a damn and leave all that white shit on the orange that you have to peel off with a sore finger
And where were all your knives?? [emoji848] [emoji192] Meow??
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1. Separating your finger from your fingernail while trying to get a start on peeling an orange so it burns whole rest of the time you are peeling the damn thing.
2. Oranges that don't peel worth a damn and leave all that white shit on the orange that you have to peel off with a sore finger
And where were all your knives?? [emoji848] [emoji192] Meow??
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1. Separating your finger from your fingernail while trying to get a start on peeling an orange so it burns whole rest of the time you are peeling the damn thing.
2. Oranges that don't peel worth a damn and leave all that white shit on the orange that you have to peel off with a sore finger
1. Separating your finger from your fingernail while trying to get a start on peeling an orange so it burns whole rest of the time you are peeling the damn thing.
2. Oranges that don't peel worth a damn and leave all that white shit on the orange that you have to peel off with a sore finger
And where were all your knives?? [emoji848] [emoji192] Meow??
Oh man he’s got a point]
Proper tools!
That's kind of like using your shiny ratchet for a hammer, just because it's already in your hand.
Or just use your teeth.....
Buy better quality Oranges... Also use a different finger... *[emoji23]
Yeah I know what your talking about. Trying to dig your thumb in when the nail is cut too short or you've bent it back sucks.1. Separating your finger from your fingernail while trying to get a start on peeling an orange so it burns whole rest of the time you are peeling the damn thing.
2. Oranges that don't peel worth a damn and leave all that white shit on the orange that you have to peel off with a sore finger
2. That white shit you speak of is called the pith. Just thought yiu might want to know...haha
1. Separating your finger from your fingernail while trying to get a start on peeling an orange so it burns whole rest of the time you are peeling the damn thing.
2. Oranges that don't peel worth a damn and leave all that white shit on the orange that you have to peel off with a sore finger