Brankz
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Sorry wrong thread.
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Its Brankz can I borrow some cash for new drive shafts?
No Brankzie..... go to work
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Jeff was attending his 4X4 club's monthly meeting and had just told them he couldn't make the trip scheduled for the next day because his wife wouldn't let him go.
After listening to the jeers and other remarks from his fellow friends Jeff left to go back home to his wife.
When Jeff's friends started arriving at the trail-head next day, who should be there but Jeff sitting up in front of his Jeep
"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Jeff?" "I didn't have to" was Jeff's reply.
"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see -through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want."
So here I am!
No Brankzie..... go to work
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Wait. I never ask for cash for a drive shaft :thinking: you're destroying my reputation lol
Hahaha! you finally got it!
No Brankzie; your rep as an askHOLE is secure!!!
Nothing against people from Mexico I love them, but this is a lil joke
Sorry if you are offended you can go cry to your mama lol
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
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Here is a list of the “What do you call a man with no arms and no legs….” Jokes that I thought you might enjoy. Let’s see how many you all can guess BEFORE I post the answers.
1 On the wall?
2 On the table?
3 In the pool/ocean?
4 As an art subject?
5 Lives in the valley?
6 Under a car/truck?
7 On your front porch?
8 In the bushes?
9 In a pot of hot water on the stove?
10 Water Skiing?
11 Two guys hanging over your window?
12 On a BBQ?
13 Woman on a BBQ?
14 Woman on a fence?
15 Flying over a fence?
16 In a hole?
17 On the beach?
18 In a junkyard?
19 In the bathroom?