fmdualexhaust
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Not my joke.
A man is standing in line at the patent office. It is a very busy day and the patent officer is swamped.
It's finally the mans turn and he steps up to the window.
"I'd like a patent" he says.
"on what?" the officer asks.
The man reaches into his jacket and pulls out a lollipop.
The officer says "Pop, I hate to tell you, but lollipops were patented in 1945."
The man says "Not these! These taste like p ssy!"
The officer says "No way!"
The man says "Go ahead and try it. I have several."
With that the officer takes the wrapper off and takes a big lick.
"Oh my God! This tastes like sh t!!!"
The man replies "Oh, turn it over."
A man is standing in line at the patent office. It is a very busy day and the patent officer is swamped.
It's finally the mans turn and he steps up to the window.
"I'd like a patent" he says.
"on what?" the officer asks.
The man reaches into his jacket and pulls out a lollipop.
The officer says "Pop, I hate to tell you, but lollipops were patented in 1945."
The man says "Not these! These taste like p ssy!"
The officer says "No way!"
The man says "Go ahead and try it. I have several."
With that the officer takes the wrapper off and takes a big lick.
"Oh my God! This tastes like sh t!!!"
The man replies "Oh, turn it over."