Sharkey
Word Ninja
Three college girls make appointments with their OB's for a check up.
The first girl goes in and the doctor asks her to disrobe. Upon disrobing, the doctor notices the girl has a "T" abrasion on her chest. Upon inquiry, the girl says, "My boyfriend plays football for the University of Texas. Whenever we make love he wears his letterman's jacket and the 'T' has worn into my chest." The doctor continues the exam, then sends her on her way.
The second girl goes in and the doctor asks her to disrobe. Upon disrobing, the doctor notices the girl has an "A" abrasion on her chest. Upon inquiry, the girl says, "My boyfriend plays football for the University of Alabama. Whenever we make love he wears his letterman's jacket and the 'A' has worn into my chest." The doctor, somewhat curious about the trend, finishes the exam and then sends her on her way.
The third girl goes in and the doctor asks her to disrobe. Upon disrobing, the doctor notices the girl has a "M" abrasion on her chest. Having figured out the pattern, the doctor says, "Let me guess, your boyfriend plays football for the University of Maryland and whenever you make love he wears his letterman's jacket. As a result, the 'M' has worn into your chest."
With a big smile on her face the third girl replies, "Nope, my girlfriend plays softball at Wisconsin."
The first girl goes in and the doctor asks her to disrobe. Upon disrobing, the doctor notices the girl has a "T" abrasion on her chest. Upon inquiry, the girl says, "My boyfriend plays football for the University of Texas. Whenever we make love he wears his letterman's jacket and the 'T' has worn into my chest." The doctor continues the exam, then sends her on her way.
The second girl goes in and the doctor asks her to disrobe. Upon disrobing, the doctor notices the girl has an "A" abrasion on her chest. Upon inquiry, the girl says, "My boyfriend plays football for the University of Alabama. Whenever we make love he wears his letterman's jacket and the 'A' has worn into my chest." The doctor, somewhat curious about the trend, finishes the exam and then sends her on her way.
The third girl goes in and the doctor asks her to disrobe. Upon disrobing, the doctor notices the girl has a "M" abrasion on her chest. Having figured out the pattern, the doctor says, "Let me guess, your boyfriend plays football for the University of Maryland and whenever you make love he wears his letterman's jacket. As a result, the 'M' has worn into your chest."
With a big smile on her face the third girl replies, "Nope, my girlfriend plays softball at Wisconsin."