Anyone self quarantined? AKA - the 2020 SH!T SHOW

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Brute said:
Not in Detroit...
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We’re coming down quick, It’s not like it was 2 weeks ago. So much so, one of our major hospital networks just closed down one if it’s hospitals in Detroit for a number of reasons but it was not essential to keep it open for COVID patients. A friend of mine that’s an ER Doc at the Detroit Medical Center is seeing the same thing. Numbers are way down.


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wjtstudios said:
We’re coming down quick, It’s not like it was 2 weeks ago. So much so, one of our major hospital networks just closed down one if it’s hospitals in Detroit for a number of reasons but it was not essential to keep it open for COVID patients. A friend of mine that’s an ER Doc at the Detroit Medical Center is seeing the same thing. Numbers are way down.


2015 JKUR AEV JK350
1985 CJ8 Scrambler
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Might be something in the water up there :idontknow:
 
wjtstudios said:
We’re coming down quick, It’s not like it was 2 weeks ago. So much so, one of our major hospital networks just closed down one if it’s hospitals in Detroit for a number of reasons but it was not essential to keep it open for COVID patients. A friend of mine that’s an ER Doc at the Detroit Medical Center is seeing the same thing. Numbers are way down.


2015 JKUR AEV JK350
1985 CJ8 Scrambler
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That's great news...And to Highwaytrout's point...grocery stores may be the best place to get infected now (except maybe ICU's)...I'm glad the grocery stores around here have a kapuna hour to shop...anyone 60 or older can enter 1 hour before the rest of the population. I ty to limit visits to once a week...
 
Check out Insta cart. If it’s available in your area. You pick your store make your list and your “shopper” does it for you and delivers to your house. There is a small fee and you can tip them. It’s real time so your shopper will message you if something is out of stock for substitutions and stuff. We used to shop online and pick up but with the Rona there were no pick up time’s available. Insta cart works great for not much and you don’t have to go to the store.


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TrailHunter said:
Good to hear AJ! Glad she is doing well...

Gotta a little scare of my own... Monday night I woke up at 1:00am and was struggling to breathe. I couldn’t take a full deep breath. Panic kind of set in at that point. By 6:00am with no sleep I drove myself to the ER. EKG, blood tests, chest Xray all looked perfect. They did not directly test me for Covid though, because I had no other symptoms. He did however do one blood test that would of been a sign of positive.. I was clear... That calmed me a little. Last night I had to retrain myself and really focus on slow easy breathing to get through the night. Today I had a phone conference with my doctor and he said I probably have mucas build up in my lungs... He prescribed MusinexD and said give it a week. This could be onset of Covid but highly unlikely according to both doctors... Its been a rough week for sure and looking my symptoms up online was a Huge mistake... I was going to die like 4 times yesterday. Lol. Joking aside, take care of your lungs guys.. shallow breathing is F’n Hell. Fingers crossed this passes soon.
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You looked up your symptoms online?? so you have not ruled out cancer or HIV? :D
 
From an anonymous UPS delivery driver...

5 types of customers since the “rona”:

1) Steve:
He has been waiting for this moment his whole life. He has been drinking boilermakers since 10:00 am in his recliner and his AR is within arms reach. He has 6 months provisions in the basement and a bug out bag due west buried in the woods. Steve demands a handshake as I give him his package. He’s sizing me up as I deliver his ammo.

Steve will survive this, and he will kill you if he needs to.

2) Brad:

He is standing at his window wearing skinny jeans and a Patagonia t-shirt. He is mad because there were no organic tomatoes at Whole Foods today. He points at the ground where he has taped a 6 ft no go zone line from his porch. I leave his case of Fuji water, organic granola bites, and his new “Bernie Bro” hat at the tape.

Brad will not survive.
Steve will probably eat him.

3) Nancy:

She has sprayed everything with Thieves oil. Bought all the Clorox wipes, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, meat, and bread from the local grocery chain. She has quarantined her kids and sprays them with a mixture of thieves, lavender, & mint essential oils daily. She has posted every link known to man about “The Rona” on her social media. She will spray you if you break the 6 ft rule. I will leave her yet another case of toilet paper.

She will last longer than Brad, but not Steve.

4) Karen:

She has called everybody and read them the latest news on “The Rona”. She asked for the manager at Food Lion, Walmart, Publix, McDonalds, Chi-Fil-A, and Vons all before noon demanding more toilet paper. Karen’s kids are currently faking “The Rona” to avoid her. I’m delivering “Hello kitchen” to her.

Karen will not survive longer than Brad.

5) Mary:

Is sitting in the swing watching her kids have a water balloon fight in the front yard as she is on her fourth glass of wine. She went to the store and bought 2 cases of pop tarts, 6 boxes of cereal, 8 bags of pizza rolls, And a 6 roll pack of toilet paper. There is a playlist of Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, and Post Malone playing in the background. I’m bringing her second shipment of 15 bottles of wine in 3 days.

Mary will survive and marry Steve.
Together they will repopulate the earth.


May God have mercy on us all.
 
WA Dept Fish & Wildlife has closed all recreational fishing until May 4th unless it gets extended. I will have to find out how much the fine is to see if it’s a justifiable expense...
 
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