Random Internet Shit you've come across

[Spazbyt]

 

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[Jsouder53]

My wife just showed me this and I couldn’t stop laughing.

Jad Dèvouer on Instagram: "I was just wondering what year he chose to visit...😏 #time #timetravel #backtothefuture #traffic #stop #trafficlights #speed #fast #followｍe #future #reels #reelsinstagram #reelsfacebook #threads #trending"

136K likes, 2,722 comments - jaddevouerofficial on August 10, 2024: "I was just wondering what year he chose to visit...😏 #time #timetravel #backtothefuture #traffic #stop #trafficlights #speed #fast #followｍe #future #reels #reelsinstagram #reelsfacebook #threads #trending".

www.instagram.com

 

[wayoflife]

 

[DirtHeadDavis]

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Didn’t know how to wrestle with the controls obviously.

 

[jeeeep]

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damn joysticks looking like phallic objects

 

[Mike Pierson]

Just wow…

President Biden promotes press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to new top role

ABC News first reported White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has been promoted to a senior adviser for the last few months of the Biden administration.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Aceisback]

I damn near just choked to death on my coffee

 

[pop2tu]

Anybody looking for some Halloween costume ideas?

 

[Mike Pierson]

Anybody looking for some Halloween costume ideas?

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I was in Florida this past weekend and I couldn’t believe the amount of Jeeps with the entire dash covered with fucking ducks. Nearly every Jeep had at least a couple but most were lined up from pilar to pilar. It was disgusting.

 

[OverlanderJK]

I was in Florida this past weekend and I couldn’t believe the amount of Jeeps with the entire dash covered with fucking ducks. Nearly every Jeep had at least a couple but most were lined up from pilar to pilar. It was disgusting.

Welcome to the east coast.

 

[NPC 6060⁸42]

 

[Ddays]

I was in Florida this past weekend and I couldn’t believe the amount of Jeeps with the entire dash covered with fucking ducks. Nearly every Jeep had at least a couple but most were lined up from pilar to pilar. It was disgusting.

It's so fucking stupid. I see Cherokees & Renegades with the dumbass ducks on their dash now.
The other thing over here, at least my area, is the stupid goddam baskets on roofs. I see those gay things on minivans

 

[Mike Pierson]

It's so fucking stupid. I see Cherokees & Renegades with the dumbass ducks on their dash now.
The other thing over here, at least my area, is the stupid goddam baskets on roofs. I see those gay things on minivans

Yeah, we have baskets here too, on all types of cars. I can’t recall seeing any of them with something in them.

 

[Aceisback]

Those damn reefer cigarettes

 

[kevman65]

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Dewd, I have NEVER felt like blowing a french horn into a chick's butt when huffin the weed.......

 

[Bradlybob]

Dewd, I have NEVER felt like blowing a french horn into a chick's butt when huffin the weed....

I think she's farting into the bell of the horn and he's inhaling the fart through the mouthpiece where he has a reefer cigarette stuck in the hole. It's a flavor enhancer for the cheap grass meth mouth Annie brought on their date.

 

[OverlanderJK]

I think she's farting into the bell of the horn and he's inhaling the fart through the mouthpiece where he has a reefer cigarette stuck in the hole. It's a flavor enhancer for the cheap grass meth mouth Annie brought on their date.

Speaking from experience?

 

[bobfriesenhahn]

I was in Florida this past weekend and I couldn’t believe the amount of Jeeps with the entire dash covered with fucking ducks. Nearly every Jeep had at least a couple but most were lined up from pilar to pilar. It was disgusting.

I recently see this in Dallas a lot, and now that I am back in Arizona I am seeing it here too. People with a lot of ducks hardly ever wave.

 

[jeeeep]

I think she's farting into the bell of the horn and he's inhaling the fart through the mouthpiece where he has a reefer cigarette stuck in the hole. It's a flavor enhancer for the cheap grass meth mouth Annie brought on their date.

hmmm.. that sounds like you've given it a lot of thought