I've had weird things happen in the past... usually deleting the mail account it and re-setting it up helps.
Probably wouldn't hurt his mangina......
Be better to grab his man bun and drag him out of the way
Was at the store a few weeks ago. We were the only ones near checkout. Like 1pm on a Tuesday or whatever. Four self checkouts, one express and one regular. We go down the express with a cart full not paying attention to it being express. The old hag at the register says this is 15 items or less.When you go to the grocery store, get into the shortest line and with the least amount of items in the cart in front of you and I should note, is already being rung up and then, the lady it belongs to tells the clerk that she forgot something and walks (not run) off. Of course, after the clerk rings what is there up, we're all left standing and waiting, and waiting and waiting until the lady casually walks back to say, she couldn't find what she needed. All the while, the line you're in has grown quite a bit and all the others you could have been in would have had you on your way home, a long time ago
That is just dumb.
When you go to the grocery store, get into the shortest line and with the least amount of items in the cart in front of you and I should note, is already being rung up and then, the lady it belongs to tells the clerk that she forgot something and walks (not run) off. Of course, after the clerk rings what is there up, we're all left standing and waiting, and waiting and waiting until the lady casually walks back to say, she couldn't find what she needed. All the while, the line you're in has grown quite a bit and all the others you could have been in would have had you on your way home, a long time ago
When you go to the grocery store, get into the shortest line and with the least amount of items in the cart in front of you and I should note, is already being rung up and then, the lady it belongs to tells the clerk that she forgot something and walks (not run) off. Of course, after the clerk rings what is there up, we're all left standing and waiting, and waiting and waiting until the lady casually walks back to say, she couldn't find what she needed. All the while, the line you're in has grown quite a bit and all the others you could have been in would have had you on your way home, a long time ago
That’s another Super Power I wish I could get rid of- the ability to unerringly pick the slowest checkout line.When you go to the grocery store, get into the shortest line and with the least amount of items in the cart in front of you and I should note, is already being rung up and then, the lady it belongs to tells the clerk that she forgot something and walks (not run) off. Of course, after the clerk rings what is there up, we're all left standing and waiting, and waiting and waiting until the lady casually walks back to say, she couldn't find what she needed. All the while, the line you're in has grown quite a bit and all the others you could have been in would have had you on your way home, a long time ago
already seeing Jeeps with that on them...
Forgot what thread I was in. I was thinking I was in the random internet shit thread and didn't get why people thought this was funny...haha.
When I had a similar story from a guy at the gas station, I asked if he had called the police, he said no, I said "let's call them now". he left quickly.Against my better judgement and really, I never do it but yesterday, I was at a gas station and the lady parked in front of me walked up and asked for gas. She pointed to her new Ford F150 and said she was out in the area because her dad just died and went on to say how someone stole her wallet and now she's out of gas. Right. Anyway, I typically tell people like this, "sorry, I can't help you" then turn away but yesterday, I was feeling the Christmas spirit and decided to just give in even though she was clearly full of shit. Anyway, when I said I could help some and pulled out my wallet, she said that I could just put gas in her truck. When I said I'd rather not and gave her the $4 that were in my wallet, she looked at me like... "really? That's all you're giving me" and then said, "how about the misses" while pointing to Cindy, "maybe she's got more". And it was at this point I told her "no" and "that was all I was willing to do to help". With that, she just turned away and without even a thank you.
Moral of the story, FUCK the Christmas sprit and from here on out, ALL panhandlers can go fuck themselves
Against my better judgement and really, I never do it but yesterday, I was at a gas station and the lady parked in front of me walked up and asked for gas. She pointed to her new Ford F150 and said she was out in the area because her dad just died and went on to say how someone stole her wallet and now she's out of gas. Right. Anyway, I typically tell people like this, "sorry, I can't help you" then turn away but yesterday, I was feeling the Christmas spirit and decided to just give in even though she was clearly full of shit. Anyway, when I said I could help some and pulled out my wallet, she said that I could just put gas in her truck. When I said I'd rather not and gave her the $4 that were in my wallet, she looked at me like... "really? That's all you're giving me" and then said, "how about the misses" while pointing to Cindy, "maybe she's got more". And it was at this point I told her "no" and "that was all I was willing to do to help". With that, she just turned away and without even a thank you.
Moral of the story, FUCK the Christmas sprit and from here on out, ALL panhandlers can go fuck themselves
I recently heard a story of people asking for gas. You help and pay with your card and they've got a skimmer on the pump and get your card info.
I remember John and Ken on talk radio back in the early to mid nineties in So Cal went and interviewed a couple so called pan handlers. One guy said he cleared seventy grand the previous year. All of them had nicer cars than either John or Ken. That’s tax free money.Against my better judgement and really, I never do it but yesterday, I was at a gas station and the lady parked in front of me walked up and asked for gas. She pointed to her new Ford F150 and said she was out in the area because her dad just died and went on to say how someone stole her wallet and now she's out of gas. Right. Anyway, I typically tell people like this, "sorry, I can't help you" then turn away but yesterday, I was feeling the Christmas spirit and decided to just give in even though she was clearly full of shit. Anyway, when I said I could help some and pulled out my wallet, she said that I could just put gas in her truck. When I said I'd rather not and gave her the $4 that were in my wallet, she looked at me like... "really? That's all you're giving me" and then said, "how about the misses" while pointing to Cindy, "maybe she's got more". And it was at this point I told her "no" and "that was all I was willing to do to help". With that, she just turned away and without even a thank you.
Moral of the story, FUCK the Christmas sprit and from here on out, ALL panhandlers can go fuck themselves
