Ddays
Hooked
Prolly already posted but just got back from the grocery store: Self Checkouts!
Item to purchase: one gallon jug of cider
Step 1) Must scan loyalty (we're spying on the shit you buy) card
Step 2) attempt to position bar code so that the scanner actually scans
Step 3) attempt to position bar code so that the scanner actually scans
Step 4) attempt to position bar code so that the scanner actually scans
Step 5) AYFKM! Will you scan you motherf...*beep* thank you
Step 6) Place item in bagging area. It already is.
Step 7) Place item in bagging area. It is already. Red light comes on for manager.
Step 8) manager clears
Step 9) Push button on screen for debit/credit
Step 10) insert card
Step 11) enter pin
Step 12) Get asked for coupons: NO I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING COUPONS I'M BUYING ONE GODDAM ITEM!
Step 13) Would you like to make a donation? NO I DON'T WANT TO DONATE TO MY LOCAL UNITED WAY. FUCK THOSE PEOPLE
Step 14) Push button to confirm that the total is correct.
Step 15) No, I do not want any cash back!
Step 16) system processing..........
Step 17) Thank you for shopping at Giant Eagle.
*sigh* I need a beer now...
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Item to purchase: one gallon jug of cider
Step 1) Must scan loyalty (we're spying on the shit you buy) card
Step 2) attempt to position bar code so that the scanner actually scans
Step 3) attempt to position bar code so that the scanner actually scans
Step 4) attempt to position bar code so that the scanner actually scans
Step 5) AYFKM! Will you scan you motherf...*beep* thank you
Step 6) Place item in bagging area. It already is.
Step 7) Place item in bagging area. It is already. Red light comes on for manager.
Step 8) manager clears
Step 9) Push button on screen for debit/credit
Step 10) insert card
Step 11) enter pin
Step 12) Get asked for coupons: NO I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING COUPONS I'M BUYING ONE GODDAM ITEM!
Step 13) Would you like to make a donation? NO I DON'T WANT TO DONATE TO MY LOCAL UNITED WAY. FUCK THOSE PEOPLE
Step 14) Push button to confirm that the total is correct.
Step 15) No, I do not want any cash back!
Step 16) system processing..........
Step 17) Thank you for shopping at Giant Eagle.
*sigh* I need a beer now...
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