People who don't text back!!! Which brings me to the story of what happened to me today.
I'm in McDonalds and the guy in front of me, who is quite large, was asking the cashier, who is also quite large, what the new Grand Mac is. She replies with:
"Well it's double the meat, double the toppings, and double the cheese for double the man"
To which he responds with:
"Well I'm not really double the man, unless you're the supersize I'm looking for"
She gave this man her number. Somewhere tonight these two are gonna be rubbing bellies meanwhile I can't even get a text back. SMH
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When people add letters to words where they shouldn't be.
Examples:
Exscape- there is no fucking X in "escape"!
Turrent- there is no goddamn N in the word "turret"!
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Gas station pumps asking 21 questions before I can pump my gas
Credit or debit?
Special on mountain dew and kit Kats?
Credit or debit?
Zip code?
Want to add a car wash?
Let me pump my damn gas and get on with my life.
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These are the only conditions I am glad that I don't pump my own gas.You normally get those pumps when its -10 snowing sideways and your just wearing a sweatshirt!
But I do like the zip code question!
So with u on this. If I wanted a car wash. I'd freaking get in line at the car wash not a gas pump.Gas station pumps asking 21 questions before I can pump my gas
Credit or debit?
Special on mountain dew and kit Kats?
Credit or debit?
Zip code?
Want to add a car wash?
Let me pump my damn gas and get on with my life.
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You normally get those pumps when its -10 snowing sideways and your just wearing a sweatshirt!
But I do like the zip code question!
Been getting this recently also. Super random and it always bothers me. Very random and intermittent.That the blinker in my JK occasionally skips a beat.
Been getting this recently also. Super random and it always bothers me. Very random and intermittent.
That the blinker in my JK occasionally skips a beat.
Maybe you're onto something...What's playing on the radio when that happens. Maybe your Jeep likes music & is keeping time.
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I work at a bank. I am truly sorry we charged you $35 for paying your overdraft so your debit card didn't decline at Starbucks, therefore embarrassing you in front of all those people waiting in line... It's all my fault you have no money and are still trying to buy $10 worth of coffee... :yup: