shit in my corn flakes
Wow, I like it here.
Yes the flasher people do suck. but they give you something to aim for if you need to take somebidy out, I'd hate to take out a fellow Jeep.
I'll be quick,
Piss on a toilet seat.
Fat peple riding scooters and then not plugging them back in so I can ride cause I'm lazy.
Skinny people judging me cause I get my Mt. Dew supersized with my #2, #4, and 20 piece nugget.
Jeeps that backed into the local offroad shop and everything stuck to it and then has no scratches, dents, road grime, bird poop, bug splatters, clean frame rails and over coated armor all on the tires. More commonly known as the Mall Cruiser.
Bernie people
Clinton People
Trump people
BLM people, Both black lives mater and bureau of land mismanagment
When someone rides next to you on the road, then speeds up and slows down with you, then cuts you off and turns.
Getting ghosted while texting.
Side neck tattoos
Chaffing and mud butt
Thanks for listening. Cheers:beer: