Joke Thread

[Robar]

 

[Robar]

 

[Robar]

 

[bmkrinne]

 

[Robar]

 

[WJCO]

 

[BaddestCross]

The kid's stupid... He could've gotten another $100.

 

[TrailHunter]

 

[Brute]

How do you make an octopus laugh?…ten tickles…(a 12 yo told me this in Alaska…)

 

[trailraider]

this is a joke you have to tell not type but it will make your wife shake her head.

what do you call a fish with no "eye"?





fsh.

its so bad, and actually I think I chuckle more at it then the person I tell it too. and now that I think about it maybe don't tell the joke , it's embarrassing, in fact forget I wrote this post all together.

 

[Brute]

this is a joke you have to tell not type but it will make your wife shake her head.

what do you call a fish with no "eye"?





fsh.

its so bad, and actually I think I chuckle more at it then the person I tell it too. and now that I think about it maybe don't tell the joke , it's embarrassing, in fact forget I wrote this post all together.

I wsh it wr tru…

 

[TrailHunter]

 

[WJCO]

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?


He forgot to wrap his whopper.

 

[WJCO]

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?


You kick his sister in the jaw.

 

[WJCO]

Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors? He had a reptile dysfunction.

 

[JT@623]

What do hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pumpkin

 

[2007 JKU CANADA]

Did you know that Yoda has a last name.

Yoda Layhehoo

 

[WJCO]

How do you spot a blind guy on a nude beach? It's not hard.

 

[WJCO]

My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.

 

[WJCO]

Husband to wife: "Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

Wife responds: "You have a bigger penis than all of your friends."