Joke Thread

TrailHunter said:
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”
She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”
“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”
“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".
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Good one


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A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant in downtown Melbourne.
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the
woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table, and under the table cloth, but the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and totally out of sight under the tablecloth.
Still, the man stared straight ahead. The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and began by saying to the man:
"Pardon me, but I think your wife just slid under the table."
The man calmly looked up at her and said: "No, she didn't ...she just walked in."
 
Business man is on a trip. Hes driving through the countryside when his car brakes down in front of a farm. He knocks on the door and the farmer answers. Farmer takes pity on the man and says “i have to work the farm all day, but my daughters nelly and venus can take you into town for your car parts.” The business man leaves with the girls and returns hours later. The man thanks the farmer and says “If your ever in the city look me up and well do lunch” about 6 months later, the business man received a letter from the farmer..
I can tell there’s been some pushin with the stains apon the cushion and the footprints on the dashboard upside down, but since youve been with Nelly, she has something in her belly so I think you best be coming back around.
The business man sends a letter in reply..
Your right, theres been some pushin with the stains apon the cushion and the footprints on the dashboard upside down, but since Iv’e been with Venus, i have a problem with my penis so I thinks that makes us even all atound! Your welcome boys, enjoy- Ry
 
A boy and his mother were driving down the road when a big back dildo flies up and hits the windshield and bounces off.

Boy: Mom, what was that?

Mom: It was a bug.

Boy: I don’t know what kind of bug it was, but it sure had a big dick!




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There's a native girl that want to go to this party but it's at another reservation. She asked her dad if she can borrow his car for the party. The dad says you can have the car for the night but you have to suck my dick. The daughter says that gross I'll find a ride somewhere else. After an hr with no luck she realized she's going to miss the party. She goes back to her dad and say ok dad I'll suck your dick if I can use the car. Dad whips it out and daughter sticks it in her mouth and pull it out right away. Awe dad your dick taste like shit. The dad goes oh that's right your brother has the car tonight

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