Hi, my name is Eddie and while some of you might think that I’m a Jeeper who owns this forum, I am in fact a French speaking Nigerian Prince – BONJOUR! Today, I am announcing that I will be building the most badass Jeep anyone has ever seen complete with a 20.4L V15 supercharged turbo Yugo engine and Edsel exhaust complete with Harley Davidson muffler bearings. To help light the way, I will have 37 LED light bars surrounding this Jeep and for better visibility, they’ll even come with high performance blinker fluid. Of course, the whole purpose for me building this Jeep is to help raise awareness for BULLSHIT.
Some of you may never have heard of BULLSHIT or how a guy like me raising awareness for it does absolutely NOTHING and that’s all the more reason why you should send me money and or Jeep parts to help complete my build. I will even be sure to add a sticker on the side of my Jeep to help show everyone just how much you care.
To make yourself feel special and feel like you’ve actually done something meaningful, simply send me your full name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, driver’s license number and bank account information complete with routing number. Also, I just found that your generosity will unearth a secret account in Russia filled with millions of dollars worth of gold plated horse shit. In order to unlock this account and get this horse shit to you, simply send me your life savings by Western Union within the next 10 minutes.
Thank you for caring about BULLSHIT and for your desire to help raise awareness for it. Please be sure to film yourself sending me your money and Jeep parts and post up a video of it on needle point forums, cat lover forums and any place on the internet where you’d never purposefully choose to spend time on. Your good deeds will make people feel good about themselves during this charitable time of year.
BULLSHIT... it's real... Please help me to raise awareness about it. My Jeep and my bank account are counting on you.
Some of you may never have heard of BULLSHIT or how a guy like me raising awareness for it does absolutely NOTHING and that’s all the more reason why you should send me money and or Jeep parts to help complete my build. I will even be sure to add a sticker on the side of my Jeep to help show everyone just how much you care.
To make yourself feel special and feel like you’ve actually done something meaningful, simply send me your full name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, driver’s license number and bank account information complete with routing number. Also, I just found that your generosity will unearth a secret account in Russia filled with millions of dollars worth of gold plated horse shit. In order to unlock this account and get this horse shit to you, simply send me your life savings by Western Union within the next 10 minutes.
Thank you for caring about BULLSHIT and for your desire to help raise awareness for it. Please be sure to film yourself sending me your money and Jeep parts and post up a video of it on needle point forums, cat lover forums and any place on the internet where you’d never purposefully choose to spend time on. Your good deeds will make people feel good about themselves during this charitable time of year.
BULLSHIT... it's real... Please help me to raise awareness about it. My Jeep and my bank account are counting on you.
.. BTW im really looking fwd to seeing that supercharged turbo jeep, I'll keep an out for a mini series of the build!!
