Random Internet Shit you've come across

[kevman65]

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This kills me, Liz Beans complaining that it's their choice.

You already made the choice lint licker so you don't have to worry about getting pregnant.

 

[Tixslam]

 

[WJCO]

Kristi Noem confirmed as secretary of homeland security

South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, the firebrand who gained a national spotlight during the coronavirus pandemic, was confirmed by the Senate.

abcnews.go.com

 

[Ddays]

Kristi Noem confirmed as secretary of homeland security

South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, the firebrand who gained a national spotlight during the coronavirus pandemic, was confirmed by the Senate.

abcnews.go.com

The Kennedy & Gabbard hearings will be interesting

 

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[WJCO]

 

[AZVAJKU]

 

[wayoflife]

Remember when the people on this magazine were old people

 

[AZVAJKU]

Remember when the people on this magazine were old people
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[JT@623]

Remember when it was the people on this magazine was old people

But she is old

 

[Mike Pierson]

But she is old

She’s younger than I.

 

[wayoflife]

The Internet strikes again
by u/_codeJunkie_ in AskThe_Donald

 

[NPC 6060⁸42]

Holy shit a trans terrorist organization?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1883643215863251161

 

[Ddays]

Lmao, I wouldn't have even pulled over for this moose

NEW: 489 pound rapper Dank Demoss has launched a lawsuit against Lyft after one of their drivers denied her a ride because he said she wouldn’t fit in his car.

The driver was apparently worried that his car wouldn’t be able to handle her weight.

Demoss claims in her lawsuit… pic.twitter.com/rOQ8Sj4XuM

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) January 28, 2025

 

[WJCO]

Lmao, I wouldn't have even pulled over for this moose

NEW: 489 pound rapper Dank Demoss has launched a lawsuit against Lyft after one of their drivers denied her a ride because he said she wouldn’t fit in his car.

The driver was apparently worried that his car wouldn’t be able to handle her weight.

Demoss claims in her lawsuit… pic.twitter.com/rOQ8Sj4XuM

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) January 28, 2025

Her pronouns are K/F/C.

 

[OverlanderJK]

Lmao, I wouldn't have even pulled over for this moose

NEW: 489 pound rapper Dank Demoss has launched a lawsuit against Lyft after one of their drivers denied her a ride because he said she wouldn’t fit in his car.

The driver was apparently worried that his car wouldn’t be able to handle her weight.

Demoss claims in her lawsuit… pic.twitter.com/rOQ8Sj4XuM

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) January 28, 2025

She out of breathe standing there. How long would it take to squeeze all the fat in there?

 

[jeeeep]

Lmao, I wouldn't have even pulled over for this moose

NEW: 489 pound rapper Dank Demoss has launched a lawsuit against Lyft after one of their drivers denied her a ride because he said she wouldn’t fit in his car.

The driver was apparently worried that his car wouldn’t be able to handle her weight.

Demoss claims in her lawsuit… pic.twitter.com/rOQ8Sj4XuM

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) January 28, 2025

let her in, sue her for damages

 

[JT@623]

Lmao, I wouldn't have even pulled over for this moose

NEW: 489 pound rapper Dank Demoss has launched a lawsuit against Lyft after one of their drivers denied her a ride because he said she wouldn’t fit in his car.

The driver was apparently worried that his car wouldn’t be able to handle her weight.

Demoss claims in her lawsuit… pic.twitter.com/rOQ8Sj4XuM

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) January 28, 2025

Dude this needs a trigger warning it just triggered my gag reflex

 

[wayoflife]

Man, this guy is an investment genius

Nancy Pelosi's Husband Sold a Boatload of Nvidia Stock Right Before It Was Eviscerated by Chinese Startup

Some shrewd investments are paying off bigtime for the congressional Democrat and her venture capitalist husband.

futurism.com