Things That Let You Know You're Getting Old

[jesse3638]

Thought of another one.
Enjoying a hot cup of coffee after dinner no matter the time of year.

I grew up with my dad and aunts sitting around the dinner at my grandma's drinking wine and coffee until way late. Never under stood it until now, but really don’t know why it sounds good sometimes...

 

[jeeeep]

Farts: always funny at any age...haha.

my cousin threw her neighbor a 70th birthday party, the neighbor is a vegan so nothing was edible but as we were talking to her, she had the worst case of the putters I've ever heard

it was then I understood why she always wore long loose skirts and being a vegan, she didn't say sorry or acknowledge them; also flashed back to when I was younger, I swore she was farting when I was talking to her about mowing her lawn, because she was lol

 

[jesse3638]

my cousin threw her neighbor a 70th birthday party, the neighbor is a vegan so nothing was edible but as we were talking to her, she had the worst case of the putters I've ever heard

it was then I understood why she always wore long loose skirts and being a vegan, she didn't say sorry or acknowledge them; also flashed back to when I was younger, I swore she was farting when I was talking to her about mowing her lawn, because she was lol

Reminds me of this...haha

Grandma Got the Walking Farts

 

[RockyJk]

Having to google slang that is being said now

 

[upnover]

Bending over to fast and the weather.