The things kids say...

Son: I don’t want to go to school.

Dad: And I don’t want to go to work but we have to.

Son: I won’t tell mom if you won’t…

Dad: (ponders)

Son: (Waits)

Dad: You promise?
 
Kids are eating cotton candy.

6 year old says, " This looks like drywall stuff."

Me:"WTF?"

Come to find out, he was referring to insulation. Glad to see he's at least he's paying attention.
 
So, our kids have been around guns pretty much their whole lives. And we've always taught them gun safety as well. Treat it like it's loaded always, what to do if you find one at friend's house, etc. So my oldest son runs to me this morning in a panic saying he found a bullet in the garage fridge. He's pancaking so much he can't even describe it. I don't leave bullets loose anywhere and certainly not in a fridge. So I go up to see what the fuss is all about.

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WJCO said:
So, our kids have been around guns pretty much their whole lives. And we've always taught them gun safety as well. Treat it like it's loaded always, what to do if you find one at friend's house, etc. So my oldest son runs to me this morning in a panic saying he found a bullet in the garage fridge. He's pancaking so much he can't even describe it. I don't leave bullets loose anywhere and certainly not in a fridge. So I go up to see what the fuss is all about.

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you raised them right (y)
 
Wasn't my kid (don't have any) but while at the pet store a lady had a Maine Coon in a shopping cart as she was picking up supplies. A little girl, 4 or 5 starts pointing and goes "MOMMY MOMMY LOOK AT THAT LADIES GIANT PUSSY". Sorry, I lost it.......
 
My 12 year old just told me a pretty crazy inspirational story they learned in school. Most have heard of Bruce Lee but not much is talked about his brother Brock. Dude had some weird cellular disease that couldn't process protein properly and he was forced to be a strict vegetarian. But he learned to pick certain foods and work out and was still able to rebuild tissue and muscle. Worth looking up. Great story.
 
My 12 year old just asked us if we remembered at a previous house of sounds of noises in the walls. We're old so we don't. He preceeded to tell us that he convinced his younger brother that there was a portal at the wall that led to a magical land and the younger brother kept slamming into the wall hoping to go through the portal .
 
WJCO said:
My 12 year old just told me a pretty crazy inspirational story they learned in school. Most have heard of Bruce Lee but not much is talked about his brother Brock. Dude had some weird cellular disease that couldn't process protein properly and he was forced to be a strict vegetarian. But he learned to pick certain foods and work out and was still able to rebuild tissue and muscle. Worth looking up. Great story.
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broccoli
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