The things kids say...

[Sharkey]

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[TrailHunter]

Me: How did this happen?

Kid: I have no idea.

Me: Were you jumping on the bed?

Kid: Nope.

Me:

Innocent until proven guilty. I think you need a trial.

 

[buenavides1]

Son: I don’t want to go to school.

Dad: And I don’t want to go to work but we have to.

Son: I won’t tell mom if you won’t…

Dad: (ponders)

Son: (Waits)

Dad: You promise?

 

[WJCO]

Kids are eating cotton candy.

6 year old says, " This looks like drywall stuff."

Me:"WTF?"

Come to find out, he was referring to insulation. Glad to see he's at least he's paying attention.

 

[JKbrick]

Kids are eating cotton candy.

6 year old says, " This looks like drywall stuff."

Me:"WTF?"

Come to find out, he was referring to insulation. Glad to see he's at least he's paying attention.

Ha! Nice, good thing he didn’t say tastes like it


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[WJCO]

So, our kids have been around guns pretty much their whole lives. And we've always taught them gun safety as well. Treat it like it's loaded always, what to do if you find one at friend's house, etc. So my oldest son runs to me this morning in a panic saying he found a bullet in the garage fridge. He's pancaking so much he can't even describe it. I don't leave bullets loose anywhere and certainly not in a fridge. So I go up to see what the fuss is all about.

 

[2007 JKU CANADA]

So, our kids have been around guns pretty much their whole lives. And we've always taught them gun safety as well. Treat it like it's loaded always, what to do if you find one at friend's house, etc. So my oldest son runs to me this morning in a panic saying he found a bullet in the garage fridge. He's pancaking so much he can't even describe it. I don't leave bullets loose anywhere and certainly not in a fridge. So I go up to see what the fuss is all about.

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you raised them right

 

[WJCO]

Our 9 year old loves wolves and dogs. Scrolling through movie thumbnails the other night, he asks us if he can watch Wolf Of Wall Street.

 

[TrailHunter]

Our 9 year old loves wolves and dogs. Scrolling through movie thumbnails the other night, he asks us if he can watch Wolf Of Wall Street.

Do it. Lol

 

[kevman65]

Wasn't my kid (don't have any) but while at the pet store a lady had a Maine Coon in a shopping cart as she was picking up supplies. A little girl, 4 or 5 starts pointing and goes "MOMMY MOMMY LOOK AT THAT LADIES GIANT PUSSY". Sorry, I lost it.......

 

[Disciple Off Road]

Our 9 year old loves wolves and dogs. Scrolling through movie thumbnails the other night, he asks us if he can watch Wolf Of Wall Street.

Think that would qualify as life experience.

 

[WJCO]

Do it. Lol

Think that would qualify as life experience.

Maybe when he's 10.....

 

[WJCO]

My 12 year old just told me a pretty crazy inspirational story they learned in school. Most have heard of Bruce Lee but not much is talked about his brother Brock. Dude had some weird cellular disease that couldn't process protein properly and he was forced to be a strict vegetarian. But he learned to pick certain foods and work out and was still able to rebuild tissue and muscle. Worth looking up. Great story.