Shower Thoughts

[GP NOIR]

If it said "Stop Eating Brats", I would have a problem with that...

What about well behaved children?

 

[kevman65]

What about well behaved children?

They're generally more tender and don't need to cook as long....

 

[kevman65]

So, after seeing the commercial for the new She Hulk movie repeatedly I had a thought.

You're having sex with She Hulk and she has an orgasm.........

 

[JimLee]

So, after seeing the commercial for the new She Hulk movie repeatedly I had a thought.

You're having sex with She Hulk and she has an orgasm.........

With or without the brass knuckle buttplug dual taco holder?

 

[WJCO]

Isn't it weird how in previous military conflicts, there was always this 'element of surprise' like no one saw it coming (9/11, Pearl Harbor, etc)? In other words, a nation won't reveal their tactics to their opposition....

But when it comes to the Russia/Ukraine conflict, anyone in the world can just turn on the news and see exactly what is going to happen next as one country announces what their next move is?

 

[JT@623]

With or without the brass knuckle buttplug dual taco holder?
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Maybe handy if your eating Taco Bell

 

[JimLee]

Maybe handy if your eating Taco Bell

 

[JT@623]

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So do I but I never get my money’s worth they only last 10 minutes

 

[GP NOIR]

So do I but I never get my money’s worth they only last 10 minutes

That’s the problem with Chinese tacos. No matter how many you eat, you’re hungry again in ten minutes.

 

[trailraider]

How do trans women deal with morning wood when they pee?
cause technically they should be sitting , right?

 

[WJCO]

How do trans women deal with morning wood when they pee?
cause technically they should be sitting , right?

 

[kevman65]

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MY EYES, MY EYES


A little warning please!!

 

[JT@623]

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I just threw up in my mouth a little

 

[GP NOIR]

The other day, I was standing in the shower after a long day of wheeling, letting the hot water run over my head, thinking how much easier finding the valve stems and caps in the dead of the night would be if they were glow-in-the-dark. Just hit them with a flashlight to charge them up before starting.

 

[Spazbyt]

The other day, I was standing in the shower after a long day of wheeling, letting the hot water run over my head, thinking how much easier finding the valve stems and caps in the dead of the night would be if they were glow-in-the-dark. Just hit them with a flashlight to charge them up before starting.

 

[GP NOIR]

Now, for glow in the dark valve stems.

Where did you find those?

 

[Spazbyt]

Now, for glow in the dark valve stems.

Where did you find those?

Amazon, 10 bucks for 8 of them.

https://a.co/d/dPhhKVZ

 

[jeeeep]

The other day, I was standing in the shower after a long day of wheeling, letting the hot water run over my head, thinking how much easier finding the valve stems and caps in the dead of the night would be if they were glow-in-the-dark. Just hit them with a flashlight to charge them up before starting.

I use my find stuff in the dark phone flashlight.

not as cool as glow in the dark valve stems, but I tend to lose valve stems more often then my phone

 

[GP NOIR]

I use my find stuff in the dark phone flashlight.

not as cool as glow in the dark valve stems, but I tend to lose valve stems more often then my phone

Twenty years ago, if someone had told me I'd someday make phone calls on my flashlight, I'd have thought them crazy.

 

[bobfriesenhahn]

These look like valve stem caps, not the stems themselves.