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[GP NOIR]

Why your gas mileage is in the toilet

 

[Ddays]

DRONE RUNS LOW ON BATTERY, STEALS ENERGY FROM POWER LINES

When this drone dives at power lines, it’s not broken—it’s basically just saying, “BRB, need a quick recharge.”

Built by some genius students in Denmark, the drone uses sensors and cameras to hunt down power lines when… pic.twitter.com/StKAJpNw7X

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) May 5, 2025

 

[Spazbyt]

DRONE RUNS LOW ON BATTERY, STEALS ENERGY FROM POWER LINES

When this drone dives at power lines, it’s not broken—it’s basically just saying, “BRB, need a quick recharge.”

Built by some genius students in Denmark, the drone uses sensors and cameras to hunt down power lines when… pic.twitter.com/StKAJpNw7X

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) May 5, 2025

I need one of those to charge my phone. Maybe it could run up a pair of jumper cables for my jeep too.

 

[JHaus]

I need one of those to charge my phone. Maybe it could run up a pair of jumper cables for my jeep too.

Let's let Bob try it first to see if it works.

 

[bobfriesenhahn]

Let's let Bob try it first to see if it works.

I need a volunteer to act as the test subject.

 

[bobfriesenhahn]

Let's let Bob try it first to see if it works.

FYI, if you could jump up and use your hands to hang from the wires, you would be totally ok. Just don't simultaneously touch some other wire, or something grounded.

 

[circlepete]

 

[JT@623]

That and shitters full

 

[AZVAJKU]

 

[AZVAJKU]

 

[WJCO]

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Happy Cinco DePorto!

 

[Speedy_RCW]

FYI, if you could jump up and use your hands to hang from the wires, you would be totally ok. Just don't simultaneously touch some other wire, or something grounded.

Yeah, not exactly.

 

[semicolon]

Garbage humans! https://t.co/pxg5VBKX6z

— Throttled (@NotBruceB) May 3, 2025

Because they are the ones doing this.

 

[AZVAJKU]

 

[GP NOIR]

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“Gay and Drag Queen stories are the necessary influence on future generations to foster social tranquillity. It’s for your own good.”

 

[AZVAJKU]

“It’s for your own good.”

Translated: “You’re about to get fucked!”

 

[circlepete]

 

[circlepete]

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Farts And P*ops All Over 😂

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[bobfriesenhahn]

YouTube actually suggested these to me. Two different channels. Different people but they seem like the same person except one is 15 years older.

 

[jeeeep]

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funny to watch but if I was there and some guy did that, we'd have a non-laughing problem.