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60 Minutes Interviews Population Control Expert Thanos
MANHATTAN, NY — This week, 60 Minutes host Scott Pelley held a sit-down interview on the universe's ecological sustainability with a figure who has been both dismissed as a doomsdayer and celebrated as humanity's best hope for longevity on earth: Thanos.
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After 5 house votes, Kevin Mccarthy still can't get the gavel. Will republicans just hurry up and pick someone as long as it's definitely Kevin Mccarthy! We don't have time for all this healthy debate. Fox news and CNN says "You're embarrassing the republican party". Just give him the gavel so we can get back to our uniparty circle jerk.
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this speaks volumes why democrats steamrolled everything over the last 2 years....
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House Republicans Frantically Binge Old 'Schoolhouse Rock' Episodes To Figure Out What They're Supposed To Be Doing
WASHINGTON, D.C. — House Republicans have requested a congressional recess following another failed round of voting for the next Speaker of the House so they can frantically binge-watch old episodes of Schoolhouse Rock and figure out what they're supposed to be doing.
babylonbee.com
Now that's funny!
OverlanderJK
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Biden stumps Twitter users over 'neighborhood phrase': What the hell did he say?
President Biden bewildered social media users after repeating an alleged phrase from his “old neighborhood” during his visit to Kentucky on Wednesday.
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Little late but this seems legit…
OverlanderJK
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"I've been doing this a long time, folks."Biden stumps Twitter users over 'neighborhood phrase': What the hell did he say?
President Biden bewildered social media users after repeating an alleged phrase from his “old neighborhood” during his visit to Kentucky on Wednesday.
he talking about his political career, racist comments or his smelling of little girls hair?
"I'll paraphrase the phrase of my old neighborhood"
Which phrase?
"obama is the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean.”
“You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.”
"forced busing to desegregate schools will cause my children to grow up in a racial jungle.”
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In Overnight Vote, Buffalo Guy Elected Speaker Of The House
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking overnight vote held by the House of Representatives, the QAnon Shaman, aka "The Buffalo Guy" has received the majority of votes required to become Speaker of the House.
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Never forget... 1-6-21In Overnight Vote, Buffalo Guy Elected Speaker Of The House
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking overnight vote held by the House of Representatives, the QAnon Shaman, aka "The Buffalo Guy" has received the majority of votes required to become Speaker of the House.
In memoriam of the tremendous loss of life caused by the radical right that day. If not for Donald Trump's calls for violence from the Semi-fascist MAGA Republican regime; the unarmed protester that was shot in the chest, two heart attack victims, and the overdosing meth addict would still be with us now.
