No better time to run into a group of nuns than while carrying a 4 foot inflatable penis. The struggle is real.
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Be careful out there, people...
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UFC fighter, Bryce Mitchell
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That's so true. I have very conservative views and my mom was very liberal. I just never talked about my views with her. Can you imagine a 5'2" hot headed Italian liberal woman going off? Very scary. I'd have sent this to her and her reaction would have began with "You sorry son of a bitch, you can take this and shove it up your fuckin' ass!"..haha. She was great.saw this and just copied.
FATHER-DAUGHTER TALK
Just saw that on the news. Holy shit. I've held a drill between my knees before while lining up a board. Never again for sure. That sure makes you realize how quick an accident can happen.
I've done the same thing and had the trigger depress just enough to get it to turn slowly. It tangled in the leg of my shorts before I could grab it. I've also held it that way and needed both hands to hold what I intended on screwing in, only to think, "Idiot you only have 2 hands, now what are you going to do!"That’s brutal. Damn, I’ll never hold a drill like that ever again!
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What the fuck!!!Here is something absolutely bazaar and just wrong.
http://www.foxnews-us.com/2018/08/2...enises-during-raid-at-funeral-employees-home/
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Here is something absolutely bazaar and just wrong.
http://www.foxnews-us.com/2018/08/2...enises-during-raid-at-funeral-employees-home/
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Here is something absolutely bazaar and just wrong.
http://www.foxnews-us.com/2018/08/2...enises-during-raid-at-funeral-employees-home/
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If they were, no problem right?
People get worked up over the silliest things. Can’t a guy go hacking cocks off for his own collection anymore.
Not like the people knew they were missing a cock. They were dead anyway.
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For some reason I don't think this guy really has any friends.WTF?! A new level of weird. Hate to send a friend down to the root cellar for dinner and they grab the wrong jar.
For some reason I don't think this guy really has any friends.
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