Random Internet Shit you've come across

I'm selling some book cases on Craigslist, cash only. And of course some jackass scammer contacted me asking about checks, etc. I love fucking with these guys so here's what I wrote:

"FWD: Because I work with the Federal Craigslist fraud prevention department, we are not allowed to have checking accounts. I can assure you that these are high quality self lubricating and self cleaning dildos. If you want to bring a friend, I'll show you how they work. Let me know

Hope this turns out to be a fun one.
 
WJCO said:
I'm selling some book cases on Craigslist, cash only. And of course some jackass scammer contacted me asking about checks, etc. I love fucking with these guys so here's what I wrote:

"FWD: Because I work with the Federal Craigslist fraud prevention department, we are not allowed to have checking accounts. I can assure you that these are high quality self lubricating and self cleaning dildos. If you want to bring a friend, I'll show you how they work. Let me know

Hope this turns out to be a fun one.
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This one is awesome [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


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WJCO said:
I'm selling some book cases on Craigslist, cash only. And of course some jackass scammer contacted me asking about checks, etc. I love fucking with these guys so here's what I wrote:

"FWD: Because I work with the Federal Craigslist fraud prevention department, we are not allowed to have checking accounts. I can assure you that these are high quality self lubricating and self cleaning dildos. If you want to bring a friend, I'll show you how they work. Let me know

Hope this turns out to be a fun one.
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:cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
 
WJCO said:
I'm selling some book cases on Craigslist, cash only. And of course some jackass scammer contacted me asking about checks, etc. I love fucking with these guys so here's what I wrote:

"FWD: Because I work with the Federal Craigslist fraud prevention department, we are not allowed to have checking accounts. I can assure you that these are high quality self lubricating and self cleaning dildos. If you want to bring a friend, I'll show you how they work. Let me know

Hope this turns out to be a fun one.
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Ha ha. I hope it escalates.


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Being in the state those are pretty funny. Ever tried drinking out of a paper straw? It quickly reminded me of a soggy lollipop stick. Plus the lid pinched it off once it was soaked through. Whem we were given our drink she warmed us about the paper straw too. "Please be careful it's a paper straw"

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