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[kevman65]

Feinstein Says A Recent Jedi Attempt On Her Life Has Left Her Scarred And Deformed

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Appearing before the Senate beneath a mysterious, hooded robe, California Senator Dianne Feinstein addressed the hushed audience, speaking in a gravelly, Sidious-like voice.

babylonbee.com

Mistress Palpatine.....

 

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[kevman65]

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Loaf of Italian, loaf of white, and a French roll please.....

 

[Jsouder53]

What in the literal fuck… this pisses me off.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1657203489804627969

 

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[kevman65]

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Around here everyone would be stuck wherever they were forever....

 

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[AZVAJKU]

Biden Says $10 Million Payment From Romania To His Cat Is Totally Legitimate

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a tense exchange with the press today, President Biden defended himself against charges of corruption and bribery, claiming that a recent $10 million payment to his cat Willow is "totally legitimate" and there's nothing weird about it at all.

babylonbee.com

 

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https://twitter.com/x/status/1658187015509139463