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[JimLee]

 

[JimLee]

 

[JimLee]

 

[JT@623]

 

[AZVAJKU]

Fun New 'Antifa On The Shelf' Doll Burns Down Different Part Of Your House Every Night

ATLANTA, GA — This week, the parent company of the popular toy "Elf on a Shelf" announced a new extension to their product line – "Antifa On A Shelf," an Antifa-themed doll that burns down a different part of the house every night while the family sleeps.

babylonbee.com

 

[Brute]

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Or watch a Broncos game…

 

[Brute]

Could be worse could’ve been 00 buck

My thoughts exactly…followed by a slug…

 

[JimLee]

You will be punished for ignoring state run media!

 

[Spazbyt]

 

[Bierpower]

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You will be punished for ignoring state run media!

I'm almost more concerned it took 4 days to notify parents. Seems like retroactive punishment.

 

[JimLee]

I'm almost more concerned it took 4 days to notify parents. Seems like retroactive punishment.

They were probably trying to get him to agree to cut off his penis under a plea deal during that time.

 

[jeeeep]

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You will be punished for ignoring state run media!

but if a student does not want to rise and recite the pledge of allegiance (probably no schools left that do) they bend over backwards until their head is up their ass

 

[wayoflife]

 

[Disciple Off Road]

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Yeah that entire thing has been completely ignored and it’s insane.

 

[AZVAJKU]

 

[wayoflife]

Thank god for the people who want to take away your right to own guns to make this exchange possible. The world will certainly be a safer place now that we have the "Merchant of Death" free and this pot smoking basketball player back home.

 

[JT@623]

Thank god for the people who want to take away your right to own guns to make this exchange possible. The world will certainly be a safer place now that we have the "Merchant of Death" free and this pot smoking basketball player back home.
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Not only that be he left the Marine behind again

 

[wayoflife]

Not only that be he left the Marine behind again

The one with the 16 year sentence? yeah, he got left there again

 

[Spazbyt]

Thank god for the people who want to take away your right to own guns to make this exchange possible. The world will certainly be a safer place now that we have the "Merchant of Death" free and this pot smoking basketball player back home.
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We send Billions to Ukraine to thwart Russia's intentions. I wonder what we had to actually trade to make this deal happen.

 

[kevman65]

The over/under on how long it takes her to say something embarrassing about the people that got her out of prison, 2.5 hours.