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Newsom Promises There Will Be Enough Electricity For All Californians After Everyone Moves To Florida

LOS ANGELES, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom has declared a power grid emergency due to energy usage being at a 5-year high. Still, Newsom has assured everyone that they will have plenty of electricity to spare as soon as everyone leaves the state to live in Florida instead.

babylonbee.com

 

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[wayoflife]

didn’t know I was a bigot for not wanting to date a fuckin DUDE

 

[BCwillys]

didn’t know I was a bigot for not wanting to date a fuckin DUDE
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100% of straight men won't date a trans woman cause they don't wanna touch another man's dick

 

[TrailHunter]

100% of straight men won't date a trans woman cause they don't wanna touch another man's dick

It's Science.

 

[OverlanderJK]

didn’t know I was a bigot for not wanting to date a fuckin DUDE
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100% of men who date a trans woman are gay.

 

[TrailHunter]

100% of men who date a trans woman are gay.

Again.... Science.

 

[BCwillys]

We must all be "extremists" cause we don't like trans-vag lol

 

[Mike Pierson]

LMFAO @ this world!

 

[Mike Pierson]

 

[boardsurfer]

didn’t know I was a bigot for not wanting to date a fuckin DUDE
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Hatred? No Mike, its because you have a penis. sheesh.

 

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Djokovic Declared Champion By Default After All The Other Players Die Of Heart Attacks

MELBOURNE — Serbian tennis star Novak Djokovic has been declared the champion, as all the other contestants have died suddenly of mysterious heart attacks. Australian Open Chair Patrick Galbraith made the announcement this morning as the last player was carted away in an ambulance.

babylonbee.com

 

[notnalc68]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChurchOfCOVID/comments/x7hi1c

 

[bobfriesenhahn]

WooHoo! This won’t have any affect on the cost of a Big Mac

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Big Macs are bad for you. Eat kale instead!

 

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[JT@623]

didn’t know I was a bigot for not wanting to date a fuckin DUDE
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Yup it’s true if you try to bang a light socket you will be shocked

 

[BCwillys]

 

[BCwillys]

 

[Speedy_RCW]

Yup it’s true if you try to bang a light socket you will be shocked

Not in California. Lol

 

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