This one wins the internet for today.
Literally made me laugh out loud.This one wins the internet for today.
they have the umbrellas, I think they need some water - where are the firehoses?
Guilty and I’m not military
One of my PFC’s gave every damn paycheck to this stripper and didn’t get it! “Sergeant, I love her!”Too many times have I had to say that to the FNG in the platoon! One tried to marry her and she shot him down HARD. Then he was stuck paying for a ring that he had no use for because he got ripped off!