JKbrick
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"pebble"
LOL, gotta love autocorrect
He must have been talking to Siri in his GMC, holy fuck is that frustrating
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"pebble"
LOL, gotta love autocorrect
He must have been talking to Siri in his GMC, holy fuck is that frustrating
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LOL, my hands free in the JL NEVER gets the name I ask it to call right. I quit using the damn thing![]()
If I used it with Emmalyn in the truck she would learn some new words
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Anybody seen this? Around $51,000.
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Yeah there is a dealer that is doing them in a throwback lookAnybody seen this? Around $51,000.
CARBON TAX REBATE...
Sometime this year, we taxpayers will receive a carbon tax rebate.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:
Q. What is a carbon tax rebate?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to some taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen of it.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up!
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the economy by spending your compensation cheque wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan, or China.
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in Canada by:
1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to hockey games, or
3) Spending it on a sex trade worker, or
4) Beer, or
5) Tattoos.
(These are the only Canadian businesses still operating in Canada . )
Conclusion:
Go to a hockey game with a tattooed sex trade worker you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!
No need to thank me. I'm just glad I could help.
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