Random Internet Shit you've come across

And for those that don’t mind an extra 30 seconds out of their day to read a little:

I was at Walmart, scanning and bagging nearly $300 worth of groceries, while the employee who wants $15 an hour "monitored" me. Then this happened:

Her: Why are you double-bagging all your groceries?
Me: Excuse me?
Her: You're wasting our bags!
Me: If you don’t like how I’m bagging, feel free to come over and do it yourself.
Her: That’s not my job!
Me: Okay, then I’ll bag my groceries however I please.
Her: Why are you using two bags?!
Me: Because the bags are weak, and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottom to rip.
Her: That’s because you’re putting too much in one bag. If you took half out and used a separate bag, you wouldn’t need to double-bag.

Cue 10 seconds of me just staring at her.

Me: So, you want me to split these items in half and put them in two separate bags instead of double-bagging?
Her: Exactly.
Me: So I’d still be using two bags for the same number of items.
Her: No, because you wouldn’t be double-bagging.

Me pressing two fingers to my left eye, trying to stop it from twitching.

Me: Okay, so here’s a jug of milk and a bottle of juice, double-bagged. If I take the milk out, remove the extra bag, and put the milk in one bag and the juice in another, I’m still using two bags for two items.
Her: No, because you're not double-bagging them—it’s not the same number of bags.

Me looking around at about 10 other customers, all enjoying the show.

Me: Is this that Common Core math I keep hearing about?
Her: Never mind, you just don’t get it.

And with that, she went back to her little podium to continue texting, playing games, or whatever she was doing before deciding to critique my bagging skills. 😂😂
 
Aceisback said:
And for those that don’t mind an extra 30 seconds out of their day to read a little:

I was at Walmart, scanning and bagging nearly $300 worth of groceries, while the employee who wants $15 an hour "monitored" me. Then this happened:

Her: Why are you double-bagging all your groceries?
Me: Excuse me?
Her: You're wasting our bags!
Me: If you don’t like how I’m bagging, feel free to come over and do it yourself.
Her: That’s not my job!
Me: Okay, then I’ll bag my groceries however I please.
Her: Why are you using two bags?!
Me: Because the bags are weak, and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottom to rip.
Her: That’s because you’re putting too much in one bag. If you took half out and used a separate bag, you wouldn’t need to double-bag.

Cue 10 seconds of me just staring at her.

Me: So, you want me to split these items in half and put them in two separate bags instead of double-bagging?
Her: Exactly.
Me: So I’d still be using two bags for the same number of items.
Her: No, because you wouldn’t be double-bagging.

Me pressing two fingers to my left eye, trying to stop it from twitching.

Me: Okay, so here’s a jug of milk and a bottle of juice, double-bagged. If I take the milk out, remove the extra bag, and put the milk in one bag and the juice in another, I’m still using two bags for two items.
Her: No, because you're not double-bagging them—it’s not the same number of bags.

Me looking around at about 10 other customers, all enjoying the show.

Me: Is this that Common Core math I keep hearing about?
Her: Never mind, you just don’t get it.

And with that, she went back to her little podium to continue texting, playing games, or whatever she was doing before deciding to critique my bagging skills. 😂😂
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I would say this is unbelievable but it's not.
 
Aceisback said:
And for those that don’t mind an extra 30 seconds out of their day to read a little:

I was at Walmart, scanning and bagging nearly $300 worth of groceries, while the employee who wants $15 an hour "monitored" me. Then this happened:

Her: Why are you double-bagging all your groceries?
Me: Excuse me?
Her: You're wasting our bags!
Me: If you don’t like how I’m bagging, feel free to come over and do it yourself.
Her: That’s not my job!
Me: Okay, then I’ll bag my groceries however I please.
Her: Why are you using two bags?!
Me: Because the bags are weak, and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottom to rip.
Her: That’s because you’re putting too much in one bag. If you took half out and used a separate bag, you wouldn’t need to double-bag.

Cue 10 seconds of me just staring at her.

Me: So, you want me to split these items in half and put them in two separate bags instead of double-bagging?
Her: Exactly.
Me: So I’d still be using two bags for the same number of items.
Her: No, because you wouldn’t be double-bagging.

Me pressing two fingers to my left eye, trying to stop it from twitching.

Me: Okay, so here’s a jug of milk and a bottle of juice, double-bagged. If I take the milk out, remove the extra bag, and put the milk in one bag and the juice in another, I’m still using two bags for two items.
Her: No, because you're not double-bagging them—it’s not the same number of bags.

Me looking around at about 10 other customers, all enjoying the show.

Me: Is this that Common Core math I keep hearing about?
Her: Never mind, you just don’t get it.

And with that, she went back to her little podium to continue texting, playing games, or whatever she was doing before deciding to critique my bagging skills. 😂😂
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Walmart Employee be like
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Aceisback said:
And for those that don’t mind an extra 30 seconds out of their day to read a little:

I was at Walmart, scanning and bagging nearly $300 worth of groceries, while the employee who wants $15 an hour "monitored" me. Then this happened:

Her: Why are you double-bagging all your groceries?
Me: Excuse me?
Her: You're wasting our bags!
Me: If you don’t like how I’m bagging, feel free to come over and do it yourself.
Her: That’s not my job!
Me: Okay, then I’ll bag my groceries however I please.
Her: Why are you using two bags?!
Me: Because the bags are weak, and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottom to rip.
Her: That’s because you’re putting too much in one bag. If you took half out and used a separate bag, you wouldn’t need to double-bag.

Cue 10 seconds of me just staring at her.

Me: So, you want me to split these items in half and put them in two separate bags instead of double-bagging?
Her: Exactly.
Me: So I’d still be using two bags for the same number of items.
Her: No, because you wouldn’t be double-bagging.

Me pressing two fingers to my left eye, trying to stop it from twitching.

Me: Okay, so here’s a jug of milk and a bottle of juice, double-bagged. If I take the milk out, remove the extra bag, and put the milk in one bag and the juice in another, I’m still using two bags for two items.
Her: No, because you're not double-bagging them—it’s not the same number of bags.

Me looking around at about 10 other customers, all enjoying the show.

Me: Is this that Common Core math I keep hearing about?
Her: Never mind, you just don’t get it.

And with that, she went back to her little podium to continue texting, playing games, or whatever she was doing before deciding to critique my bagging skills. 😂😂
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I wish I could’ve been there to watch 🤣
 
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