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I am absolutely shocked that so many people are now willing to destroy the planet! Surely electric powered cars (with most of the electricity coming from coal and natural gas fired generating plants) is the solution to preserve our future?
They have been brainwashed to accept, no matter the consequences "The end justifies the means" and if that means destroy the planet so nature can once again take over, so be it .... so long as they get to keep their cell phones, EV, social media, Star Bucks, vegan diet (which may very well be all there is to chew on).
 
Imagine that…
I even dealt with a newer Escalade that died and it was a process to get inside… the door closed on me with the keys in it and the battery was dead so it automatically locks itself. Even with the spare keys to get in sucked.

All of these newer high tech cars have a habit of dying real easily if they aren’t driven often, I keep trickle chargers on them to help. If I have them off for a couple days, they are dead…
 
I even dealt with a newer Escalade that died and it was a process to get inside… the door closed on me with the keys in it and the battery was dead so it automatically locks itself. Even with the spare keys to get in sucked.

All of these newer high tech cars have a habit of dying real easily if they aren’t driven often, I keep trickle chargers on them to help. If I have them off for a couple days, they are dead…
They assume you will drive it every day and have too much crap that's constantly on and communicating either to the dealer or if it has "active safety" features, nothing but a built in parasitic drain.
 
1. "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play;
Bring a friend, if you have one."
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.
"Cannot possibly attend first night, I will attend the second...If there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response.

2. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows, or of some unspeakable disease."
· "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

3. "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

4. "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow

5. "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

6."Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
- Moses Hadas

7. "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
- Mark Twain

8. "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.."
- Oscar Wilde

9. "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
- Stephen Bishop

10."He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
- John Bright

11. "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
- Irvin S. Cobb

12. "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
- Samuel Johnson

13. "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
- Paul Keating

14. "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
- Charles, Count Talleyrand

15. "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Forrest Tucker

16. "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
- Mark Twain

17. "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
- Mae West

18. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde

19. "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... For support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

20. "He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
- Billy Wilder

21. "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx.

22."He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
- Winston Churchill
 
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