Random Internet Shit you've come across

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  1. She picked a restaurant in 5 seconds: No woman can accomplish this feat.
  2. She ordered a ribeye and a Guinness: Nice order… SIR.
  3. She works as the U.S. Assistant Secretary of Health: Oh no! Your date is Admiral Rachel Levine!
  4. She just wants to chill, smoke cigars, and name obscure running backs: Enjoying a Padrón and throwing out names like "Tim Biakabutuka" isn't any woman's idea of a good time.
  5. Her chest is hairier than yours:You can tell even though she isn't wearing a low-cut blouse because it's sticking out the neck hole.
  6. She won a gold medal in the men's decathlon at the 1976 Olympics: As impressive as this accomplishment is, that ain't no lady.
  7. She tries to seduce you by burping the alphabet: Any woman would score major points with this, but everyone knows that isn't going to happen.
  8. She says she has a doctor's appointment on Thursday for a prostate exam: We're not biologists, but we're fairly certain women don't have prostates.
  9. She can watch a movie without asking any questions about the plot: Only a man can follow the plot of a movie that well.
  10. She's currently peeing at the urinal next to you: RUN!
 
AZVAJKU said:
I’m pretty sure these guys didn’t come here to pick produce or serve you tortilla chips.

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New CBP stats show surge in Chinese migrants entering US illegally

Chinese nationals now make up the fastest-growing faction of illegal border crossers into the US, as almost 20,000 have been apprehended at the border since just October.
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well, that explains why Costco is packed on Tuesdays and none of them can drive worth a shit.
 
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