Pet Peeves - What Pisses You Off?

Is it just me or do wonky wheels on shopping buggys drive you nuts? I returned 3 of the goddam things back to the rack before I got a normal one that didn't sound like I was pushing an empty dump truck this morning.
Sheesh.
 
Is it just me or do wonky wheels on shopping buggys drive you nuts? I returned 3 of the goddam things back to the rack before I got a normal one that didn't sound like I was pushing an empty dump truck this morning.
Sheesh.

Squeaky wheels are even worse. Nothing makes me want to punt kick a kitten more then hearing a shopping cart wheel constantly chirping :doh:
 
Is it just me or do wonky wheels on shopping buggys drive you nuts? I returned 3 of the goddam things back to the rack before I got a normal one that didn't sound like I was pushing an empty dump truck this morning.
Sheesh.

I just found out it bugs me when someone calls a shopping cart a buggy...
 
:cheesy: That's just us retards in Pittsburgh that gotta call shit by weird names. :crazyeyes:
How bout jagger bushes? People always ask me what in the actual fuck are you talking about? Regular folks call em thorn bushes or such.

Must be those weirdos on the east coast :yup::bleh:
 
:cheesy: That's just us retards in Pittsburgh that gotta call shit by weird names. :crazyeyes:
How bout jagger bushes? People always ask me what in the actual fuck are you talking about? Regular folks call em thorn bushes or such.

Yeah, that's a new one. How about sprinkles? As in sprinkles on a cupcake. I know a guy from Philly that calls them jimmys :crazyeyes: You east coasters, you'd think you guys were from another continent ;)
 
Must be those weirdos on the east coast :yup::bleh:

Yeah, that's a new one. How about sprinkles? As in sprinkles on a cupcake. I know a guy from Philly that calls them jimmys :crazyeyes: You east coasters, you'd think you guys were from another continent ;)

Yeah, Fucking East Coasters and all that shit. I gotta admit, unless you see some of the dumb shit we say written down you don't even notice how retarded some of it sounds, but this is really how we talk. :cheesy:

Personally though, I think Jagoff is pretty awesome.


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That's nothing compared to southern slang.

"Y'all go down yonder and fetch me a coke from the farmers stand. Here's a fiver y'all don't forget now to grab a cup of boiled goobers neither"

Only a select few will know what that mean :cheesy:

Also, coke can mean any soft drink. So if you ever go out to eat down south and order a coke, don't be surprised when they ask ya what kind.
 
That's nothing compared to southern slang.

"Y'all go down yonder and fetch me a coke from the farmers stand. Here's a fiver y'all don't forget now to grab a cup of boiled goobers neither"

Only a select few will know what that mean :cheesy:

Also, coke can mean any soft drink. So if you ever go out to eat down south and order a coke, don't be surprised when they ask ya what kind.

Cocola ("KoKola") and a pack uh nabs


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Yeah, Fucking East Coasters and all that shit. I gotta admit, unless you see some of the dumb shit we say written down you don't even notice how retarded some of it sounds, but this is really how we talk. :cheesy:

Personally though, I think Jagoff is pretty awesome.


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:cheesy::thumb: Great list! Jagoff is pretty great, I would've known that one.

It is missing wota bottle (water bottle) though.

That's nothing compared to southern slang.

"Y'all go down yonder and fetch me a coke from the farmers stand. Here's a fiver y'all don't forget now to grab a cup of boiled goobers neither"

Only a select few will know what that mean :cheesy:

Also, coke can mean any soft drink. So if you ever go out to eat down south and order a coke, don't be surprised when they ask ya what kind.

You win, southern is worse. I just have to drive 20 minutes out of town here and people start talking like that LOL
 
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That's nothing compared to southern slang.

"Y'all go down yonder and fetch me a coke from the farmers stand. Here's a fiver y'all don't forget now to grab a cup of boiled goobers neither"

Only a select few will know what that mean :cheesy:

Also, coke can mean any soft drink. So if you ever go out to eat down south and order a coke, don't be surprised when they ask ya what kind.


Yinz guys run up inbacka the Gian Iggle and grab me a pop from the freezer, and a pahnd a chipped ham mmk? And if yinz run into that guy wearin the bubushka with the gumbands in it just tell that jagoff to don't go gettin all nebby n'at. And watch out - it might be slippy.
 
You Philly haters gotta stop (grew up in Langhorne, just north). We gave you Tastykakes, which includes BUTTERSCOTCH KRIMPETS! So, you're welcome. ;) Only Racine Wisconsin gets a pass, they make kringles. OMFG.
Oh, I guess PA gave you all scrapple too, so....yeah.
Lunch, gonna grab a hoagie....
 
Thinking a project is gonna take an hour or so ends up taking all damn day

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Just yesterday my "20 minute" job turned into 4 hours.
Agree with all of these. Last weekend my 2 hour pinion seal turned into an all day ordeal with a trip to the auto parts store and dealer..haha

That's nothing compared to southern slang.

"Y'all go down yonder and fetch me a coke from the farmers stand. Here's a fiver y'all don't forget now to grab a cup of boiled goobers neither"

Only a select few will know what that mean :cheesy:

Also, coke can mean any soft drink. So if you ever go out to eat down south and order a coke, don't be surprised when they ask ya what kind.

I've always found this odd. Also when it's called pop.



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