I'm sure that this had been posted a dozen times before:
Assholes that park right on top of you when you intentionally park way out in the lot.
We stop at A&W for a root beer float. After enjoying our treat, we walk out to Oscar to find an old shitty Escalade parked way over the line and crowding my baby. A fat dumb bitch is standing next to her piece of shit and sees me giving her the stink eye and says "sorry, did I park to close to you?" I say, "yes your kind of close". Then I find pearly white paint on my door and thank her for not denting it. She gives me a puzzled look and another "sorry, my daughter must of bumped it when she got the baby out of the car". It's a good thing the float put me in a happy place!
Their should be a test before people are allowed to reproduce! Generations of dumb fucks!