Despite Facebook’s very best algorithms, my news feed is filled with posts I don’t want to see. Let me clarify what 'posts I don’t want to see' means...
Posts about dead dogs
Injured dogs
Mistreated dogs
Dogs that need to be adopted
Dogs with skin diseases that nobody loves
Sick cats
Dead cats
Cats that need adoption
Anything about people in China eating cats
Anything from the ASPCA, PETA or other animal rights organization
Dead babies
Abortion
Sick babies
Charities that 'help' sick babies
Mono-amniotic twin babies born holding hands but covered in blood and all kinds of other grossness
Anything baby related at all unless it’s your beautiful newborn baby
Any quiz taken on Buzzfeed that lets you know what character on 'Game of Thrones' you’d be
Anything at all from Buzzfeed
Anything from Upworthy
Anything that includes the phrase ‘and what happened next will amaze you’
Any news that’s older than 72 hours. Just cause it’s news to you doesn’t mean it's actual news
How many calories you just burned during your 12 mile jog
Any personal information about your ex and how terrible of a parent/partner he/she is/was
Your high score on any mobile game app
And finally...
Any feebleminded attempt at circumventing Facebook's terms and conditions through copying and pasting a generic status update that you now think shields you from having your voluntarily given information/pictures shared.
When people pull up to a red light in the right lane when there is no one in the left lane... And don't turn right.
People who STILL have Obama bumper stickers on their cars.
People who don't use their turn signals.
Chewing with your mouth open.
People who are loud and think they're funny in the movie theatre.
My wife promising sex and not following through.
Bad grammar, poor spelling.
Waiters and waitresses that tell me that they are going to be my waiter/waitress today.
People that say "question for you..."
People that don't wash their hands after pissing.
The undeniable fact that it will rain within 24 hours of me washing my jeep.
Death wobble.
People speeding on my street.
People blaring music with obscenities when I've got my doors off and kids in the car at stop lights.
YouTube ads.
The way Wilfred Brimley says "diabetes."
The way meteorologists can be wrong so often, and still retain their jobs.
Dog poop on the lawn mower tire.
The 10 character minimum on forum posts.
:bleh: ha! the list of stuff that doesn't bother me would probably be shorter...:blush:Is that everything?ROFLMAO
When people pull up to a red light in the right lane when there is no one in the left lane... And don't turn right.
People who STILL have Obama bumper stickers on their cars.
People who don't use their turn signals.
Chewing with your mouth open.
People who are loud and think they're funny in the movie theatre.
My wife promising sex and not following through.
Bad grammar, poor spelling.
Waiters and waitresses that tell me that they are going to be my waiter/waitress today.
People that say "question for you..."
People that don't wash their hands after pissing.
The undeniable fact that it will rain within 24 hours of me washing my jeep.
Death wobble.
People speeding on my street.
People blaring music with obscenities when I've got my doors off and kids in the car at stop lights.
YouTube ads.
The way Wilfred Brimley says "diabetes."
The way meteorologists can be wrong so often, and still retain their jobs.
Dog poop on the lawn mower tire.
The 10 character minimum on forum posts.
I have a new one.
Most of my pet peeves are from years of hating almost everything.
The people (and I use that term loosely) in my town that have very loud sound systems on the outside of there vehicles.
I hear them drive by with their external speakers blasting "whatever rap song" and their windows are rolled up !!!
What.....Why....Who thought this was cool !!??
Why are you subjecting the public to this. Why aren't you in jail somewhere !?
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Number 1 pet peeve: when people act like they have worked hard for their toys but actually Mommy and Daddy bought them all.
2. When girls with jeeps think they're hot shit when they have their stock jeeps and don't wave back! (Not that I have anything against stock bc most of mine is but it's the girls that get a jeep and they have no idea about anything)
3. Coal miners and pipeliners that go out and pay cash for a 10th anniversary rubicon and don't care about it and ruin everything while I'm over here struggling to just get started.
YouTube ads.
Number 1 pet peeve: when people act like they have worked hard for their toys but actually Mommy and Daddy bought them all.
2. When girls with jeeps think they're hot shit when they have their stock jeeps and don't wave back! (Not that I have anything against stock bc most of mine is but it's the girls that get a jeep and they have no idea about anything)
3. Coal miners and pipeliners that go out and pay cash for a 10th anniversary rubicon and don't care about it and ruin everything while I'm over here struggling to just get started.
Lots of jealousy going on in this post.
The wife promising sex and not following through.
Dude that would piss me off too. The power they possess with withholding sex is too much.
Piggy backing off your list...
Doing ALL the work during sex. That really pisses me off.
That's typically what leads to husbands having girlfriends...
Men who bad mouth their spouse every chance they get but don't have the balls to just end their marriage and move on.