Granted, this is after your balls and butthole get fondled unconstitutionally before you get on the plane just to make sure you didn't stick a bomb in there. Of course this is for the benefit of other passengers along with your emotional support anaconda that you can't leave the house without melting down into a full-blown feminist, Plastic-hating, transgendered, save the world from white people, Starbucks drinking, illegals deserve a chance with everyone's money, yes I'll pay the 105 dollar checked bag fee type of people.
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Edit: Somebody is bound to get offended. Trump. Hillary. Guns. Abortion, Bruce Jenner, etc.