Get Shat On

Years ago at a large house party (our house) someone purposely shit in our hot tub. A friend witnessed it and told us who it was so a good friend of ours decided on revenge and shit on the hood of this guy's very nice sports car.

Sorry, no topless Jeep stories.
 
I do have a theory and that is, at some point everyone in their life will involuntarily shit their pants. I’m not talking about being sick or being 90 yrs old either. Between the ages of 18-60 and in good health you will poop your pants.
 
I do have a theory and that is, at some point everyone in their life will involuntarily shit their pants. I’m not talking about being sick or being 90 yrs old either. Between the ages of 18-60 and in good health you will poop your pants.

Oh great after Tuesday I’ve still got 7 years to beat your odds


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I got this compliments of a pigeon on my way into work a couple weeks ago
 

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Years ago at a large house party (our house) someone purposely shit in our hot tub. A friend witnessed it and told us who it was so a good friend of ours decided on revenge and shit on the hood of this guy's very nice sports car.

Sorry, no topless Jeep stories.

Similar story here. Someone shit on our porch and I returned the favor when I took a shit in his washing machine.


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