Duck left on my door handle

I've seen a lot of the ducking around here. I'll pass a jeep with 30 ducks lined up on the dash. I don't really get the ducking thing but I couldn't drive around with all that on the dash. I did see a jeep that the driver put the ducks in the cb antenna. Thought that was a good place to put them rather than the dash.
 
Well, another hospital visit and another duck.

This time I met the giver though. She was a nurse heading into work and walked up to my JT and waved, I rolled window down and she was very nice and handed me a blue duck with a Jeep grill necklace. I accepted and thanked her.
 
kevman65 said:
Well, another hospital visit and another duck.

This time I met the giver though. She was a nurse heading into work and walked up to my JT and waved, I rolled window down and she was very nice and handed me a blue duck with a Jeep grill necklace. I accepted and thanked her.
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She musta been hot.
 
kevman65 said:
Well, another hospital visit and another duck.

This time I met the giver though. She was a nurse heading into work and walked up to my JT and waved, I rolled window down and she was very nice and handed me a blue duck with a Jeep grill necklace. I accepted and thanked her.
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First they give you a rubber duck…next thing you know you’re in a bathtub full of ice, missing your kidneys.
 
I got a flower on my handle once… pissed me off. lol Flipped out my knife, stabbed it with delight and threw it to the ground. SOBs puttin crap on my rig. 🤣
 
my kids love ducking other jeeps. We had to calm it down since we went through a crazy amount of ducks in one day. So now, the jeep has to be "really" cool and not just something with a jeep logo. So house rules for us are:

(All rules are subject to exception on extremely limited basis)
NO STOCK JEEPS
NO Renegades, Compasses, Patriots, or Cherokees (unless a modded XJ), Grand Cherokees (unless heavily modded) or wagoneers(new body)
Mall crawlers (skinny rubber band tires and huge rims) get only clown ducks (yes a duck can be an insult as well)

Y'all are free to modify for your personal enjoyment!
 
I got ducked for the first time today, at the shooting range. Gotta admit as corny as it is, I rather enjoyed it.
 

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Slaphitter said:
I got ducked for the first time today, at the shooting range. Gotta admit as corny as it is, I rather enjoyed it.
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You need to wash your duck! I am up to two ducks now but a young fellow in my neighborhood seems to have collected quite a lot of ducks.

If you did not see the person putting the duck on your Jeep, be aware that it is surely an extraordinarily good looking member of the opposite sex (hopefully) who has been stalking you for some time.
 
bobfriesenhahn said:
You need to wash your duck! I am up to two ducks now but a young fellow in my neighborhood seems to have collected quite a lot of ducks.

If you did not see the person putting the duck on your Jeep, be aware that it is surely an extraordinarily good looking member of the opposite sex (hopefully) who has been stalking you for some time.
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That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

I did immediately notice that my duck is obviously used and was regifted to me. I’m ok with that. :p
 
So, my stone stock 2012 JKUR has been ducked twice. The first duck had a tag with a website, and if I wanted I could buy more ducks. Clever marketing! The second was a JL parked next to me and I regifted my first one to the JL's door handle. I like my new blue one better.
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Got my second one Sunday. My first got confiscated by my two year old. Thanks grumpy, whoever you are.
 
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