Dry Joke of the day (keep it rolling)
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He'll Yeah some West Caost love right out the gate!
Macarena Man
Active Member
Knock knock . . .
trailraider
Active Member
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
After five years your job will suck.
After five years your job will suck.
trailraider
Active Member
it's only a blow job if she's a hooker, otherwise its a blow hobby.
trailraider
Active Member
What’s the difference between your penis and your bonus cheque?
Someone will want to blow your bonus.
Someone will want to blow your bonus.
trailraider
Active Member
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
TrailHunter
Hooked
Knock Knock….
“Whose there?”
Not Funny.
“Not Funny Who?“
Apples.
“Whose there?”
Not Funny.
“Not Funny Who?“
Apples.
Aceisback
Hooked
Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman,
'Isn't that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?'
The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'
So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor!
What are you guys doing in here?'
Trump says, 'We're planning WW III.'
The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'
The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?
Why kill a blonde with big tits?'
Trump turns to Cruz and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.’
A guy walks in and asks the barman,
'Isn't that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?'
The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'
So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor!
What are you guys doing in here?'
Trump says, 'We're planning WW III.'
The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'
The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?
Why kill a blonde with big tits?'
Trump turns to Cruz and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.’
