Dry Joke of the day (keep it rolling)

[XX4xEXX]

What kind of egg does an evil chicken lay?

A deviled egg.

‍♂

 

[WJCO]

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For drizzle.

 

[kevman65]

 

[Spazbyt]

What is a pirate's favorite letter.

Rrrrrrrr

No, it be the C!

 

[XX4xEXX]

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For drizzle.

He'll Yeah some West Caost love right out the gate!

 

[XX4xEXX]

Dry joke time

Why do all jeep owners want to be buried in a jeep?

Cause we know there isn't a hole we can't get out of!

 

[Macarena Man]

Knock knock . . .

 

[XX4xEXX]

Whose Dare

 

[XX4xEXX]

What did the 5 fingers say to the face?

Slap!

 

[trailraider]

What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
After five years your job will suck.

 

[trailraider]

it's only a blow job if she's a hooker, otherwise its a blow hobby.

 

[trailraider]

What’s the difference between your penis and your bonus cheque?
Someone will want to blow your bonus.

 

[trailraider]

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

 

[GP NOIR]

What do you get when a vampire bites a pancake turner?

Count Spatula

 

[XX4xEXX]

What did a wayalife member say to the noob WAL member after a wave?

STFU, spot me, shhhh, have a beer

 

[TrailHunter]

Knock Knock….
“Whose there?”
Not Funny.
“Not Funny Who?“
Apples.