Brute
Hooked
I caught a rock from some asshole weed whacking a ditch on the opposite side of the road. Another time a garbage truck slung a rock at my windshield while going the opposite direction. The strangest windshield mishap was when a crow dropped a walnut right in front of me and it landed on my windshield at 75mph.
Typed by my very own fat fingers on my iPad or iPhone.
Ok...crow attacks are esoteric...I remember as a kid there was a stretch of road on the Jersey shore where seagulls learned to drop clams on the road to break them open...they accounted for more than one windshield fatality...