Brute
Hooked
Sorry, been busy. Let me see if I have this straight (presented as a limerick for your reading enjoyment).
You underinsured your house because you are cheap;
Then you used Gofundme to scam a new Jeep.
You claim you made donations to charity;
But won't provide clarity,
The bullshit with you is deep!
EAT A BOWL OF DONKEY DICKS!
A poet amongst us...