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Boy if this right here can’t get a muffhugger elected in California then nothing can:

Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco is running for California Governor to replace Gavin Newsom

“Stroke of a pen, on day one, a minimum of $2.20 will be removed from a gallon of gas. Then a second signature will be allowing California companies to drill for oil.

California has more oil than Texas. More oil than Texas. Get that through your head. That is an absolute fact. It has been kept to us and lied to us for decades.

We import. We're the largest state in the country, 42 million people plus. We are the biggest consumer of gasoline, of oil. And we import 80% of our gas and oil from other countries. We make other countries rich at your expense.

That ends on day one with me as your governor.”
 
Boy if this right here can’t get a muffhugger elected in California then nothing can:

Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco is running for California Governor to replace Gavin Newsom

“Stroke of a pen, on day one, a minimum of $2.20 will be removed from a gallon of gas. Then a second signature will be allowing California companies to drill for oil.

California has more oil than Texas. More oil than Texas. Get that through your head. That is an absolute fact. It has been kept to us and lied to us for decades.

We import. We're the largest state in the country, 42 million people plus. We are the biggest consumer of gasoline, of oil. And we import 80% of our gas and oil from other countries. We make other countries rich at your expense.

That ends on day one with me as your governor.”
too many tree huggers, that's more of a commercial to keep newsom or elect his clone
 
Well that took quite the turn!😆

After 25 years in the liquor business, Tom quits, buys 50 acres in remote Alaska, and lives in total peace - no visitors for six months.

One day, there’s a knock. A huge bearded man says, “Name’s Lars, your neighbor from 40 miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday at 5. You should come.”

“Sounds great,” says Tom.

Lars starts to leave, then adds, “Gonna be some drinkin’.”
“No problem - I can handle that.”

“Probably some fightin’, too.”
“I get along with folks - I’ll be fine.”

“Maybe some wild sex, too.”
“Even better!” Tom grins. “What should I wear?”

Lars shrugs. “Don’t matter… just gonna be the two of us.” 😳😂
 
Well that took quite the turn!😆

After 25 years in the liquor business, Tom quits, buys 50 acres in remote Alaska, and lives in total peace - no visitors for six months.

One day, there’s a knock. A huge bearded man says, “Name’s Lars, your neighbor from 40 miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday at 5. You should come.”

“Sounds great,” says Tom.

Lars starts to leave, then adds, “Gonna be some drinkin’.”
“No problem - I can handle that.”

“Probably some fightin’, too.”
“I get along with folks - I’ll be fine.”

“Maybe some wild sex, too.”
“Even better!” Tom grins. “What should I wear?”

Lars shrugs. “Don’t matter… just gonna be the two of us.” 😳😂
Haha didn't see that one coming.
 
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