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There comes a time in a man's life when he must recognize the futility of existence with a 2-door Jeep. A family of 4, doth need little encouragement to sacrifice rear portals of entry when 2 members walk upon 4 legs and persist in flying sail-like ears in the breeze of yon topless Jeep. Alas, when said familial unit becomes one of 5, the smallest of which requires huge tracts of seat fabric upon which to perch in his throne of safe child transport the patriarch may become of mind to willingly lay down his love in sacrificial loving sacrifice of the trusty steed in favor of a less proven, but prudently more spacious mode of transport.
Having found myself in said mindset of sacrifice the philosophies of transport must be pondered deeply. The choices few, but the nuances many. The means of acquisition insufficient for the desires of the dreamer, but quite available should modesty be lived thusly. While in the stable can be found one JKU occupying the easternmost stall and there but one additional, westernmost stall into which can be found the JK which must soon be the subject of the previously discussed sacrificial love in an unfortunate need for, as also previously discussed, more portals of entry, the debate doth certainly not exist in regards to which form the new, yet unproven, mode of transport might be fashioned. A JKU does it almost go without need for saying.
Yet now, I seeketh wisdom unparalleled, from no small number of the aged and wise whom occupy the mythical and magical lands of Thrice W's Wayalife Dotcom. Is it to be found in the wise experience of said occupiers that life in the frigid, at times, Snowbelt, blisteringly hot at other equally significant times Midwest could be lived with 4 portals of half size, permitting much greater experience in the periods of heat, yet risking exposure to elements worthy of much fear during those much loved ages of frigidity and the quite not uncommon torrents of near feline-and-canine downpours?
Many portions of gratitude for all who may bestow upon my humble mind their great wisdom in the determination of half or full doors
Having found myself in said mindset of sacrifice the philosophies of transport must be pondered deeply. The choices few, but the nuances many. The means of acquisition insufficient for the desires of the dreamer, but quite available should modesty be lived thusly. While in the stable can be found one JKU occupying the easternmost stall and there but one additional, westernmost stall into which can be found the JK which must soon be the subject of the previously discussed sacrificial love in an unfortunate need for, as also previously discussed, more portals of entry, the debate doth certainly not exist in regards to which form the new, yet unproven, mode of transport might be fashioned. A JKU does it almost go without need for saying.
Yet now, I seeketh wisdom unparalleled, from no small number of the aged and wise whom occupy the mythical and magical lands of Thrice W's Wayalife Dotcom. Is it to be found in the wise experience of said occupiers that life in the frigid, at times, Snowbelt, blisteringly hot at other equally significant times Midwest could be lived with 4 portals of half size, permitting much greater experience in the periods of heat, yet risking exposure to elements worthy of much fear during those much loved ages of frigidity and the quite not uncommon torrents of near feline-and-canine downpours?
Many portions of gratitude for all who may bestow upon my humble mind their great wisdom in the determination of half or full doors