Hilarious thread. At the end of the day you at least have some new hoops your Jeep. I don't care for Hercules tires either but that's neither here nor there. Headed to the kitchen to get some popcorn just incase.
You'll tear up a bumper before you tear up a quarter panel. Bent a bumper on a boulder back in October. That was with a 3.5 lift and 35's. 37's or 38's coming soon.