“Chief Grape Ape” 🤣
And then a poet replied:
McGilla the Gorilla
Liked an afternoon thrilla
And his sexual tastes were far from vanilla.
This uniformed ape
Proceeded on to rape
It was all on the up and up you see,
‘Cause he was HNIC of the NYPD!
Oh, how he liked to sodomize,
But never to be...